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The EVERLASTING super mario Story

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  • #32
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    She he took someone elses work and words

    and pretended they were his


  • #33
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    and One has to wonde if Simon was aware


  • #34
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    whether practice of stealing flesh


  • #35
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    was legal in Indio


  • #36
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Where is that wondered Mario, while scoffing magic mushroom pie...


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  • #37
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    after stealing other peoples work off myspace

    \but Mario couldn't give a **** about that minor detail
    He was more focused on hurting others


  • #38
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    He spotted a stout mexican waitress in TGI's in Mexicali


  • #39
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    and she was entertaining Herquel Poirot with her enormous moustache


  • #40
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    When simon decide the red mark shame on Matt when ever he spoke


  • #41
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Then Mario said"That guy Holck needs help"

    Fcuker has flipped


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  • #42
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    And Luigi agreed wholeheartedly. Meanwhile...


  • #43
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    out in San Diego,things wre hotting up


  • #44
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    than the characters deflated like old balloons

    imitations of any real feelings for sale


  • #45
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Get yersell seen to Matt,said Mario.

    get out a bit more.


  • #46
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Then Mario jumped up and smashed a brick and a big pink and blue mushroom appeared out of it.


  • #47
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    "Catch me if you can Mario, you chubby little plumber!" said the cheeky little mushroom.


  • #48
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    You are like a fcukin hamster with a tiny chopper said Lucy ,winking slyly.;)


  • #49
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    All of a sudden, Mario developed the ability to shoot fire out of his arse - this made Luigi think


  • #50
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    After burning the hole off himself during the night,Mario decided on immediate action


  • #51
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    In went an asbestos butt plug and did the trick


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  • #52
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Suddenly, Luigi's auld wan rings him up on his mobile phone.

    She wants to know


  • #53
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    She asks ' You want some boom boom?' Luigi says....


  • #54
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    "yes please" and he immeaditly begins to


  • #55
    littlesurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    sort through his old collection of venga boys records...


  • #56
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    And searches for some oil and a clean tissue...


  • #57
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    because it will be needed later on, when


  • #58
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    He would plunge his chubby todger into her meaty thwaaht.


  • #59
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Luigi is very much enjoying himself when, for no reason, Donky Kong bursts into the jacks.

    He begins to grunt at Luigi, who in turn..


  • #60
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Unloads a holt of "otters" into the pan,and says" Whoooa!! get ouh ye sack of barsters"


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  • #61
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    The frightened otters react by bouncing on king kong in a rage of otter fury..


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