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The EVERLASTING super mario Story

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    #32
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    She he took someone elses work and words

    and pretended they were his


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    #33
    Matt Holck
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    and One has to wonde if Simon was aware


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    #34
    Matt Holck
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    whether practice of stealing flesh


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    #35
    FlutterinBantam
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    was legal in Indio


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    #36
    Star Lord
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    Where is that wondered Mario, while scoffing magic mushroom pie...


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    #37
    Matt Holck
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    after stealing other peoples work off myspace

    \but Mario couldn't give a **** about that minor detail
    He was more focused on hurting others


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    #38
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    He spotted a stout mexican waitress in TGI's in Mexicali


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    #39
    Kojak
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    and she was entertaining Herquel Poirot with her enormous moustache


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    #40
    Matt Holck
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    When simon decide the red mark shame on Matt when ever he spoke


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    #41
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Then Mario said"That guy Holck needs help"

    Fcuker has flipped


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    #42
    Star Lord
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    And Luigi agreed wholeheartedly. Meanwhile...


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    #43
    FlutterinBantam
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    out in San Diego,things wre hotting up


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    #44
    Matt Holck
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    than the characters deflated like old balloons

    imitations of any real feelings for sale


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    #45
    FlutterinBantam
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    Get yersell seen to Matt,said Mario.

    get out a bit more.


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    #46
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Then Mario jumped up and smashed a brick and a big pink and blue mushroom appeared out of it.


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    #47
    Star Lord
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    "Catch me if you can Mario, you chubby little plumber!" said the cheeky little mushroom.


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    #48
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    You are like a fcukin hamster with a tiny chopper said Lucy ,winking slyly.;)


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    #49
    Kojak
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    All of a sudden, Mario developed the ability to shoot fire out of his arse - this made Luigi think


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    #50
    FlutterinBantam
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    After burning the hole off himself during the night,Mario decided on immediate action


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    #51
    FlutterinBantam
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    In went an asbestos butt plug and did the trick


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    #52
    Kojak
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    Suddenly, Luigi's auld wan rings him up on his mobile phone.

    She wants to know


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    #53
    Lou.m
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    She asks ' You want some boom boom?' Luigi says....


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    #54
    Kojak
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    "yes please" and he immeaditly begins to


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    #55
    littlesurfer
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    sort through his old collection of venga boys records...


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    #56
    Lou.m
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    And searches for some oil and a clean tissue...


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    #57
    Kojak
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    because it will be needed later on, when


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    #58
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    He would plunge his chubby todger into her meaty thwaaht.


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    #59
    Kojak
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    Luigi is very much enjoying himself when, for no reason, Donky Kong bursts into the jacks.

    He begins to grunt at Luigi, who in turn..


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    #60
    FlutterinBantam
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    Unloads a holt of "otters" into the pan,and says" Whoooa!! get ouh ye sack of barsters"


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    #61
    Lou.m
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    The frightened otters react by bouncing on king kong in a rage of otter fury..


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