The EVERLASTING super mario Story

pp_me129

Here we go

about 3-5 words per person


One day Super Mario....

SuperSean11

was out hitch hikin wen

Basq

King Koopa drove by

SuperSean11

on a ford shelby

pp_me129

Cunningly named after Mario girlfriend

SuperSean11

(soon to be ex)

pp_me129

Because mario is in love with ....

SuperSean11

Yoshi

pp_me129

And yoshi's huge ....:D

SuperSean11

Like the toad guy:rolleyes: (not that id know)

pp_me129

after all this thinking mario.....

SuperSean11

gets in his go kart

pp_me129

And goes flying...

FlutterinBantam

out the Cappoquin road...

Kojak

with Luigi jumping on top of

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Mario's big hairy

The_Minister

super-long, extendable, greasy, wet....






.......plunger

FlutterinBantam

"Basta cosi" said Luigi,"I don't take it up the shítter"

Pokey Sweats

"Ma ass eez a too beeg for aany theengs to be a shoved uppa there"

FlutterinBantam

"Slap some loob on that thing" said Maria

Kojak

as a giant filthy gorilla

The_Minister

holding a giant barrel

FlutterinBantam

of assorted diloes,battery and mains

Kojak

began to think of the

FlutterinBantam

voltage and power supply in The Gambia

Kojak

Then Donky Kong became agitated, and

Matt Holck

I will not support video gamne spam ads here
the existance of this thread depresses me
and causes me to loss energy and for this board
maybe, it's time to move out

Matt Holck

if people still need to pst about their butt holes
I will cease to post on the three word story
so they can do it there

pp_me129

Movin on from above posts



And called for his mammy:D

FlutterinBantam

Mammy!! Mammy!! Mammy!!

C'mere ya beeeetch

FlutterinBantam

Put on me fcukin dinner said Mario,the lazy fcuker.

Matt Holck

She he took someone elses work and words

and pretended they were his

Matt Holck

and One has to wonde if Simon was aware

Matt Holck

whether practice of stealing flesh

FlutterinBantam

was legal in Indio

Star Lord

Where is that wondered Mario, while scoffing magic mushroom pie...

Matt Holck

after stealing other peoples work off myspace

\but Mario couldn't give a **** about that minor detail
He was more focused on hurting others

FlutterinBantam

He spotted a stout mexican waitress in TGI's in Mexicali

Kojak

and she was entertaining Herquel Poirot with her enormous moustache

Matt Holck

When simon decide the red mark shame on Matt when ever he spoke

FlutterinBantam

Then Mario said"That guy Holck needs help"

Fcuker has flipped

Star Lord

And Luigi agreed wholeheartedly. Meanwhile...

FlutterinBantam

out in San Diego,things wre hotting up

Matt Holck

than the characters deflated like old balloons

imitations of any real feelings for sale

FlutterinBantam

Get yersell seen to Matt,said Mario.

get out a bit more.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Then Mario jumped up and smashed a brick and a big pink and blue mushroom appeared out of it.

Star Lord

"Catch me if you can Mario, you chubby little plumber!" said the cheeky little mushroom.

FlutterinBantam

You are like a fcukin hamster with a tiny chopper said Lucy ,winking slyly.;)

Kojak

All of a sudden, Mario developed the ability to shoot fire out of his arse - this made Luigi think

FlutterinBantam

After burning the hole off himself during the night,Mario decided on immediate action

FlutterinBantam

In went an asbestos butt plug and did the trick