Non Sensical / abused phrases!

Sam Vimes · 12-03-2007 09:52PM

Slow coach wrote:

People who say, "Ah chooooo", when they sneeze. It sounds sooooo fake.

my dad says a-tissue

WindSock · 12-03-2007 10:03PM

Commander Vimes wrote:

my dad says a-tissue

Haha. thats nice. I bet he's a friendly even tempered fellow.

Fighting Irish · 12-03-2007 11:28PM

90% of people on boards use TBH waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much

13-03-2007 12:12AM

kraggy wrote:

I know it's not a phrase but does anyone else here hate the stupid upward intonation at the end of sentences when someone is explaining something to you like you're either in a cafe in Manhattan or you have the IQ of a dog's fart?

Boils my blood.

Especially when it sounds like every sentenceends in a question mark?

really gets on my tits.

Also, theres a bloke in work who exhales and says "..........y'know" at the end of every single god-damned sentence........y'know?

Schlemm · 13-03-2007 12:33AM

When the government talk about 'going forward and rolling out'.
In other words, 'yadayada rubbish we haven't really got a clue what we're talking about but we like to sound busy and proactive, yes you're still stuck on a trolley or moored on the M50, but at least we're going forward and rolling out!'

Also when people use business and government talk mumbo-jumbo, words and phrases like 'filing a report', 'faxing a report', 'drafting a report', 'drawing up new strategies', 'human resources', 'personel', etc. Overused puffs of air.

When someone is telling you a dramatic story of their confrontation with someone, and they explain how the other person said something controversial ooh! So they go: 'And I turned round to him and said...<insert comeback here>'... as if you had your back facing them all along.

Ad's are also guilty of rubbishy meaningless phrases:
For example, the quirky American accent in movie ad's (like the Rob Schnieder Derp de derp de diddly derp de derp ad in South Park...brilliantly sums up the mindless meaningless blundering movie ad jargon!). Observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQNKfaXxrwE

copacetic · 13-03-2007 12:39AM

Schlemm wrote:

mumbo-jumbo, words and phrases like 'filing a report', 'faxing a report', 'drafting a report'

not to be picky, but calling 'faxing a report' goverment/business mumbo jumbo is pushing the envelope a bit.

what simpler way could you say you were going to fax a report?

and the 'not to be' and pushing the envelope is on purpose!

Nehpets · 13-03-2007 12:40AM

expression: pissed myself laughing / pmsl
"really gets on my tits."
"gaff"
"storiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"went shops" "going gym" etc.

Thrill · 13-03-2007 01:03AM

People using the word "like" at the end of almost every sentance like.
The way Roy Keane does like.
It, like, annoys me no end like.
Know what i mean like?

Oh and the phrase "know what i mean like?"

InFront · 13-03-2007 01:40AM

It's also very contagious, like.

Originally posted by daveym
'Well ok, technically you are correct but..'

Yup, this one ranks alongside "I get what you're trying to say...". Drives me crazy!

edit: and saying "That's random", when something really isn't random at all.

Pherekydes · 13-03-2007 08:30AM

The most abused phrase in sport or about sport:

"The beautiful game"

Soccer is not the beautiful game; the way the Brazilians played soccer in the 50s, 60s, and 70s, i.e. winning with style, is the beautiful game. None other. So shut up, Eamonn Dunphy.

InFront · 13-03-2007 08:59AM

Are you trying to say that Ireland don't play the beautiful game?

Pherekydes · 13-03-2007 09:26AM

Read my post: Only the Brazilians play 'Jogo Bonito'.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-03-2007 09:58AM

Fighting Irish wrote:

90% of people on boards use TBH waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much

tbh, I'm one of the 10% who use it exactly the correct amount.

Pherekydes · 13-03-2007 10:04AM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

tbh, I'm one of the 10% who use it exactly the correct amount.

He didn't say that. The other 10% could either use it correctly or underuse it.

TBH, I'm one of the latter.

Mossy Monk · 13-03-2007 10:08AM

dickheads who call me mate

how the **** am i your mate?

Wishbone Ash · 13-03-2007 10:44AM

I'm suprised no one has mentioned that most abused of all phrases "Sour Grapes" (especially in sporting circles).

If a team lose a game and then complain about the ref, pitch, weather etc., that is not 'sour grapes'.

"Sour Grapes" should only be used in situations where, having lost a game, the players, then state that they didn't want to win in the first place and are better off without it.

(RTE sports commentators/presenters/pannelists take note

)

Futureman · 13-03-2007 10:45AM

"QFT" seems to be the new fad overused by the bandwagon jumpers.

And "won't somebody please think of the children" is as lame as ever...

Wishbone Ash · 13-03-2007 10:50AM

Futureman wrote:

"QFT"

Excuse my ignorance Futureman but 'QFT'?

muckwarrior · 13-03-2007 10:54AM

Futureman wrote:

"QFT" seems to be the new fad overused by the bandwagon jumpers.

QFT

Slow Motion · 13-03-2007 11:20AM

And then there are people who say things like

"End of...."
"Same as..."

Full sentences please it's not that hard to do. Not to mention txt spk, the art of disemvoweling words (not mine by the way but I like it)

SM

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-03-2007 11:25AM

Slow coach wrote:

He didn't say that. The other 10% could either use it correctly or underuse it.

oh noes! my credibility! stop attax0ring it! :eek:

biko · 13-03-2007 11:28AM

Oh the huge manatee

Max_Damage · 13-03-2007 11:57AM

Any asshole who just says 'Because', when you look for an explaination for something should be shot.

WindSock · 13-03-2007 12:21PM

'Can I ask you a question"?

tamburlaine · 13-03-2007 12:38PM

"I'm quite exhausted". When it comes to exhaustion there's no quite about it.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-03-2007 12:50PM

"It's no laughing matter..."

Everything is a laughing matter if your sense of humour is sick enough.

Feral Mutant · 13-03-2007 02:15PM

Wishbone Ash wrote:

Excuse my ignorance Futureman but 'QFT'?

It stands for quoted for truth.

Max_Damage wrote:

Any asshole who just says 'Because', when you look for an explaination for something should be shot.

If someone says that to me I usually just say go on.

Sofaspud · 13-03-2007 02:24PM

Slow Motion wrote:

Full sentences please it's not that hard to do.

What about full sentences? Are you suggesting people use them or throw them to you? Might they be good fishing bait? Are they good toothcare products?

Anyway, I was just pointing out the

Slow Motion · 13-03-2007 02:27PM

Sofaspud wrote:

What about full sentences? Are you suggesting people use them or throw them to you? Might they be good fishing bait? Are they good toothcare products?

Anyway, I was just pointing out the

Sorry I was thinking about the revolving door criminal justice system we have in this country when I posted that.

event · 13-03-2007 03:03PM

FTW

makes no sense at all, its idiotic

Non Sensical / abused phrases!

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