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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Trying to take over the world!

    What is the "day after"?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Follows the night of your favourite recreation.


    What's your favourite eating utensil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Me hands

    Q: Why was I barred friom the restaurant??


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    For being too handy.


    Wouldn't you rather spoon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, I find them offensive.

    Q: Do you??


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  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To spoon is fun.



    Of course, some like to fork?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    There are certain utensils that can both fork and spoon simulataeously.

    Now isn't that a wonder?


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sporks are man's greatest thingy, with stuff.

    Can I have a spork?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seems such things would multiply.


    Would you eat with one?


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only if cheese is involved.

    Wil my dress be ready for the big dance?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Maybe if the slaves work overtime.

    Hot date with Alexander the Great?:p


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only if you wear a kilt.


    Is this getting a little too cheesy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Shweetie, it's so full of holes that thish ish a net rather than a wheel of cheese!

    Does bacon dress well?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hot bacon on my spinich salad.


    Are you hungry for it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    OK, with sort of statement, I won't bother with napkin, knife and fork or plates.:eek:

    Is randiness airborn?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cyberborne.



    Makes for an interesting programme?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I suppose so

    Q: Who smells feet?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Washed in the balm of a lover's dew perhaps you.


    Can you see the imagery?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I think I can

    Q: Where have all the flowers gone??


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Girls have picked them every one.


    When will they ever learn?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Girls will never learn...

    Is that why I like them so much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: I thought you liked mules?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Two mules for Sister Serra



    Do films pop into your head sometimes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Cling is hard to get out of ones head, sticks to everything.

    Did you moisturise today?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    After shaving my legs.


    What do you do after shaving your face?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I curl my hair with hot tongs and wax.

    Can you see the moon from where you are?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's Full (Blue tries to howl...).


    Does a full Moon get to you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    If its a shapely female moon, then yes.:)

    How many more moons are there to be?


  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gives a whole new meaning to The Man in the Moon.


    Are you Mooning me?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the incandescence sparkles off your body hair

    could you smile?


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