Q & A Thread

Skellington · 23-12-2006 06:48AM

my kinda math. except ya should try jameson and white or jameson and red.

what the hell is actually in eggnog?

challengemaster · 23-12-2006 06:51AM

Modern eggnog typically consists of milk, eggs, and sugar mixed together, and may be served with or without added spirits. Other ingredients include spices such as nutmeg, cinnamon, or allspice. Frequently cream is substituted for some portion of the milk, which makes a much richer drink. Toppings may include vanilla ice cream, eggnog flavored ice cream, or whipped cream

could you explain why im still up?

randylonghorn · 23-12-2006 07:29AM

Maybe trying on the new wetsuit on the sly!

What water sports are you into anyway?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 01:53PM

He likes to circle his bath tub.

How could I sleep so late?

Kojak · 23-12-2006 02:33PM

A: Becaue of the Vernal Equinox

Q: Why are fairies excluded from Congress???

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:06PM

For that very same reason!

Why can't I think of a question to ask?

randylonghorn · 23-12-2006 03:11PM

'cos politicians can't be seen to snort fairy dust in public.

Why do we put up with them anyway? TOO SLOW!!

Snow blindness, eggnog / lack of eggnog, too much sleep ...

Why am I still on boards instead of finishing my Christmas shopping?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:14PM

So that we can complain.

Where is my white knight?

_Kaiser_ · 23-12-2006 03:17PM

Delayed in traffic?

Done all the xmas shopping?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:22PM

Oh yes, it's all over but the crying!

Why do we spend all our money at Christmas?

_Kaiser_ · 23-12-2006 03:26PM

So we can complain about being broke in January of course

What you buy me?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:31PM

I'm sending you some Good Will Toward Men.

So. With 808 posts should I have my user name temporarily changed to BOB?

_Kaiser_ · 23-12-2006 03:34PM

Don't think it'd have the same ring to it

Is thread stalking me?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:39PM

It suits you well!

Do you enjoy stalking? (I do!

)

_Kaiser_ · 23-12-2006 03:42PM

Has guessed well

What time is it there? EST-1?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:47PM

At the sound of the tone the time will be 8:48 AM. Beeeeeep!

Did you hear the beep?

_Kaiser_ · 23-12-2006 03:50PM

I did.. can't quite reach over to turn it off tho

Is here for the morning/day then?

Lust4Life · 23-12-2006 03:54PM

Acutally, I have to leave and prepare for Christmas with my family. We meet an noon today. Lots to do before then.

Will they like my ham roll-ups?

_Kaiser_ · 23-12-2006 03:58PM

I'm sure they will.

save me some?

Kojak · 23-12-2006 05:52PM

A: No - first come, first serve.

Q: Why do people get "windy" after eating a big dinner??

Lust4Life · 24-12-2006 02:21PM

Well, it would depend on what the dinner consisted of!
Beef and dairy tend to do that to you.

What is with the obsession with farts in this thread lately?

Chad ghostal · 24-12-2006 02:31PM

It's the guiness, it's responsible for most of the unpleasant smells around christmas (kojak is responsible for the rest)

What's your favorite christmas dinner ingredient?

Lust4Life · 24-12-2006 02:46PM

Eggnog. Well, okay, the nutmeg sprinkled atop of it. And the Whiskey mixed with the cream and eggs. Ah hell, it's just altogether yummy.

How can you live without Eggnog in Ireland?

Kojak · 26-12-2006 06:43PM

A: We have guiness

Q: What is St. Stephen's day called in America????

Kojak · 26-12-2006 11:21PM

A: Only if they love Jean Claude Van Damme

Q: Why can't a bagder say Latin Mass??????????

Lust4Life · 27-12-2006 12:11AM

Oh you think it's difficult finding Latin Mass in Ireland! Try finding one in Wisconsin! Ha! You pretty much have to google Father Jude to see which church he presides at and book a flight there!

Oh, and I don't believe the Americans named it Boxing Day. It's an adopted term.

So what's in your box?:p

Kojak · 27-12-2006 02:42PM

A: That is classified under the Official Secrets Act of 1997.

Q: Will you adhere to this act in the well being of national security???

Lust4Life · 27-12-2006 03:09PM

Well that depends.

Is it Irish National Security or American National Security?

Kojak · 27-12-2006 07:10PM

A: Its TCN national security, of course

Q: Why do old men smell of peaches and cheap Whiskey???

Lust4Life · 28-12-2006 01:55AM

Be grateful! In America they just smell like unwashed a$$!

Now isn't THAT agreat impression?

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