Q & A Thread

boneless · 13-12-2006 04:32PM

Yeah... no wait... that's my toasted sandwich maker...

What should it look like?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 04:33PM

Like an 80's car. There was one near me, till I left it on a hill without the handbrake on, and now it's in 1964!!!

How will I get it back?

boneless · 13-12-2006 04:36PM

Listen to Rolling Stones albums backwards and you will get back to 1964 at least...

Do you want my old LP's?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 04:37PM

A: Travel back in time using the secret code-word.

Q: Do you know the secret code-word???

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 04:40PM

No, but I heard that if you go back to 1964 and punch a hippie that it could have disasterous knock on effects on the future!!! :eek:

Is this true?

boneless · 13-12-2006 04:42PM

No. That only happens if you do it in 1967.

Do you want a loan of my hippy bashing stick?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 04:45PM

A: No, thanks

Q: If the hippies are erased from history, will that mean Osama Bin LAden becomes a celebate monk???

boneless · 13-12-2006 04:54PM

no... he becomes the president of Noddyland.

Do you think we should see a shrink?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 05:10PM

A: Absolutley not - everyone else does

Q: Why is the canary sitting on the hippies head??

boneless · 13-12-2006 05:18PM

Hemp seed.

Need I say more?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 05:30PM

A: Yes, please do

Q: Where is this hemp seed??

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 05:38PM

Well a hemp seed is created when a mammy hemp and a daddy hemp love each other very much... (or are very drunk)

have you heard this before?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 05:46PM

Q+A: No I haven't, please continue

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 05:53PM

Well the daddy hemp's pollen comes from his stamen onto the mammy hemps carpel and that forms a seed...

Didn't your daddy have "this talk" with you?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 05:59PM

A: No

Q: What happens if the mammy hemps carpel wants the company of another mammy hemps carpel instead of daddy hemp's pollen???

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 06:00PM

That's why Jessica has two mommies.

So where are you taking DL on your honeymoon?

chamlis · 13-12-2006 06:03PM

Objection!

Your honour will you allow this line of questioning??!!

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 06:05PM

Objection sustained.

Another line of questioning please miss L4L?

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 06:19PM

Okay, okay!

Cham, did you see the happy couple thread? Hee hee!

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 06:24PM

/me bangs gavel

L4L if you continue badgering the defendant then I shall be forced to hold you in contempt of court!

Now what was this about briefs?

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 06:28PM

Ah, you're just dying to hold me in whatever capacity it comes in.

Briefs, you say?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 06:32PM

A: No, shorts :rolleyes:

Q: Your honour, can the defendant please recite the pledge of alliegence??

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 06:36PM

Q&A: Allegence to what?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 06:39PM

A: TCN, of course.

Q: Is that permitted, your honour??

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 06:47PM

No. For I am a scoundrel and a cheat!

Did y'all see my first ever poll in After Hours? (Hee Hee I feel so high tech! )

Kojak · 13-12-2006 06:54PM

A: No

Q: Will you set up a company called Compuglobalhypermeganet??

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 06:56PM

Nope. I just set up the christmas tree. that's enough for one week!

Oh! How could I forget a question!?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 07:03PM

Q&A: I don't know, how could you forget a question?

Chad ghostal · 13-12-2006 07:08PM

Brain worms

how good is Christmas ?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 07:10PM

As good as you make it.

Do you make it with extra cranberry?

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