Q & A Thread

Kojak · 30-11-2006 01:19PM

A: You should, or else watch a Murder, She Wrote marathon.

Q: Will you watch the Murder, She Wrote marathon???????????????

boneless · 30-11-2006 01:21PM

Life is too short...

Will you take me to the ballet tonight?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 01:25PM

A: Only if you pay for a limousine.

Q: Can I have champagne?????????????????????????????????????????????

boneless · 30-11-2006 01:28PM

Yes. And a chicken sandwich if you want.

Will you wear a nice hat?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 01:31PM

A: Yes, I will have a bishop's hat.

Q: Why is there spuds in the car??????????

Lust4Life · 30-11-2006 01:34PM

Ah, you probably like that Asti Spumante crap.

How about I meet you at 8 with a bottle of Andre instead and I'll dance on my tippy toes?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 01:41PM

A: If you must.

Q: Why is there a giant cabbage in the community hall??????????

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 30-11-2006 02:50PM

A. There isnt...

Q. Whats the story with your unhealthy relationship with cabbages?

Lust4Life · 30-11-2006 03:22PM

As they say in Wisconsin, He's a Fart Sniffer From WayBack!

Didn't you know?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 04:32PM

A: No, its news to me.

Q: Why does a skunk always smell of sh1t??????????????

boneless · 30-11-2006 05:32PM

They don't. They smell like three week old baby vomit mixed with cat pee.

How many times do you do it a day?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 05:37PM

A: If you mean posting on boards, I's say 100 times a day.

Q: Why do you want to know??????????????

Donegal Lass · 30-11-2006 05:48PM

because we're nosey beggers...

arent you?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 05:52PM

Q+A: Aren't I what??????????????????????????????????????????????????

boneless · 30-11-2006 08:32PM

A nosey begger too.

Can we get married next Thursday?

Lust4Life · 30-11-2006 09:12PM

Um. I can't.

How about a year from next Thursday?

Dirk Gently · 30-11-2006 09:38PM

A I'll check my diary to see if I'm available

Q whats the point having a roof in my office if it just lets the rain in anyway.

Lust4Life · 30-11-2006 10:11PM

You's gettin baptized!

You keep a diary?:p

Dirk Gently · 30-11-2006 10:16PM

A Yeah, a little pink one with love hearts and teddy bears on the cover.

Q doesn't every bloke have a little pink diary. I was told it's very manly to have one.

Lust4Life · 30-11-2006 10:20PM

Only someone as sexy as you can get away with that.

Can't you just picture Hail with one?

Kojak · 30-11-2006 11:32PM

A: No, I can't.

Q: Why is the butcher selling severed human heads at €2.00/lb?????????

Lust4Life · 01-12-2006 12:08AM

they must not be fresh.
Hubby fried up a Deer Heart today. It smelled pretty good, but I just can't eat Bambi.

Could you eat Bambi's heart?

Kojak · 01-12-2006 12:15AM

A: No, isn't bambi something like 80 years old.

Q: Why would anyone want to eat 80 year old meat?????????????

Lust4Life · 01-12-2006 12:50AM

Oh maybe some desperate 80 year old woman... (Oh I did NOT say that!:eek: )

Shouldn't I be ashamed of myself?

Donegal Lass · 01-12-2006 10:18AM

eeeewwwww yes!!

why would you say such things?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 01-12-2006 10:57AM

A. Because she has a sick dirty mind...

Q. Will I fall asleep in this meeting?

Kojak · 01-12-2006 12:31PM

A: Yes, any person worth his salt knows that meeting are the most boring places on earth.

Q: Should Osama Bin Laden dress up in Pink or Lavender for the TCN Christmas Party??????????????????

boneless · 01-12-2006 01:29PM

No. It would not suit his complexion.

Will you take me to the party?

Kojak · 01-12-2006 01:35PM

A: I can't, I'm already bringing someone else.

Q: Why don't you ask Mary Harney to go with you?? She could wear her mini-bikini you love soooo much

boneless · 01-12-2006 01:41PM

She won't talk to me since she found out about "that" incident...

Can I just sit in the corner at the party and stare lovingly but hopelessly at you?

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