Q & A Thread

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 02:18PM

im sure it will provide all the drink we need to find you attractive!

think im being mean?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:21PM

A: Yes, absolutley.

Q: Why can't a canary fly a Boeing 777???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 02:26PM

A. Thats a pretty silly question...

Q. How is a canary going to get a pilots licence?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:30PM

A: He could sleep with the instructor.

Q: Will that work???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 02:36PM

A. you've gotta find a DAMN good instructor.

Q. How did you get your pilots licence?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:40PM

A: I'm not telling.

Q: Why is it that oranges are orange???

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 02:40PM

I bought it off ebay.

Trust me?

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 02:41PM

Cuz if they were any other colour they wouldn't be oranges.

Fancy eating a blue?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:44PM

A: yes, its sounds lovely.

Q: Can underpants gnomes live inside old socks???

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 02:46PM

Yes, but they will become weak and fragile away from their native environment of dirty undies.

You throwing them outta your y-fronts?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 02:49PM

A: I think I will

Q: Will you throw them out of yours???

Star Lord · 23-11-2006 03:11PM

Heck no, I'm all for conservation!

Conservation or preserves?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 04:41PM

A: Conservation, I guess.

Q: Who shot JR Ewing????

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 04:54PM

me!! it was me!!!

what ya gun do bout it punk?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 04:57PM

A. We all know what happened the last time you asked that question...

Q. What how has your day been going?

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 04:59PM

crap crap crap.... me wants to cry!

hug?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 05:01PM

A: is that for me??

Q: Can tuna improve your cabbage tolerance????

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 05:02PM

OH MY GOD with the cabbages...

you secretly orgasm to the thoughts of cabbages at night dont you?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 05:04PM

A: No.

Q: Do YOU?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 05:11PM

Q. Does sheeeeeeeeee?

Donegal Lass · 23-11-2006 05:15PM

no!

not cabbages?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 05:16PM

A: probably.

Q: Why doesn't carrot mush taste like ice-cream???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 05:19PM

A. Because it contains neither ice nor cream.

Q. Anymore questions?

Le Rack · 23-11-2006 05:21PM

yes.

where's boneless?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 05:23PM

A: Yeah, I have a few.

Q: What is MAry McAlesses disturbing secret????

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-11-2006 05:24PM

A. I can answere both of these questions at the same time. Boneless = Mary McAlesse...

Q. Its a hard truth to deal with it. Can you ever forgive Boneless?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 05:28PM

A: No - NEVER.

Q: What does a duck and a US Senator have in common???????

Le Rack · 23-11-2006 05:32PM

yore mother

why is college so gay?

Kojak · 23-11-2006 05:35PM

A: Because you're in it.

Q: Which is better - Knightrider or The A-Team????????

Le Rack · 23-11-2006 05:39PM

a team

why do you care?

Q & A Thread

Comments