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  • #5972
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    im sure it will provide all the drink we need to find you attractive!

    think im being mean?


  • #5973
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, absolutley.

    Q: Why can't a canary fly a Boeing 777???


  • #5974
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Thats a pretty silly question...

    Q. How is a canary going to get a pilots licence?


  • #5975
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: He could sleep with the instructor.

    Q: Will that work???


  • #5976
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. you've gotta find a DAMN good instructor.

    Q. How did you get your pilots licence?


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  • #5977
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I'm not telling. :p

    Q: Why is it that oranges are orange???


  • #5978
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I bought it off ebay.

    Trust me?


  • #5979
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Cuz if they were any other colour they wouldn't be oranges.

    Fancy eating a blue?


  • #5980
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: yes, its sounds lovely.

    Q: Can underpants gnomes live inside old socks???


  • #5981
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, but they will become weak and fragile away from their native environment of dirty undies.

    You throwing them outta your y-fronts?


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  • #5982
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I think I will

    Q: Will you throw them out of yours???


  • #5983
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Heck no, I'm all for conservation!

    Conservation or preserves?


  • #5984
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Conservation, I guess.

    Q: Who shot JR Ewing???? :D


  • #5985
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    me!! it was me!!!

    what ya gun do bout it punk?


  • #5986
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. We all know what happened the last time you asked that question...

    Q. What how has your day been going?


  • #5987
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    crap crap crap.... me wants to cry! :(

    hug?


  • #5988
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: is that for me??

    Q: Can tuna improve your cabbage tolerance????


  • #5989
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    OH MY GOD with the cabbages...

    you secretly orgasm to the thoughts of cabbages at night dont you?


  • #5990
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No.

    Q: Do YOU?????????????????????????????????????????????????????


  • #5991
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Q. Does sheeeeeeeeee?


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  • #5992
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no!

    not cabbages?


  • #5993
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: probably.

    Q: Why doesn't carrot mush taste like ice-cream???


  • #5994
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Because it contains neither ice nor cream.

    Q. Anymore questions?


  • #5995
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes.

    where's boneless?


  • #5996
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yeah, I have a few.

    Q: What is MAry McAlesses disturbing secret????


  • #5997
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I can answere both of these questions at the same time. Boneless = Mary McAlesse...

    Q. Its a hard truth to deal with it. Can you ever forgive Boneless?


  • #5998
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No - NEVER.

    Q: What does a duck and a US Senator have in common???????


  • #5999
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yore mother

    why is college so gay?


  • #6000
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Because you're in it.

    Q: Which is better - Knightrider or The A-Team????????


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  • #6001
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    a team

    why do you care?


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