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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    ooops was that yours, i shared it with mates just there now!!

    forgive me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You can't have it yet!

    Will you share it with me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    hee hee

    its not your day is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No - all days belong to the evil bananas.

    Q: Will they ever stop???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Not if I know my bananas.

    What banana do you know?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: The luitentant named Mushy.

    Q: What is his overlord's name???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    Mr mc mash!

    how couldnt you know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Everyone knows Mr. Mc Mash!
    banana%20evil.JPG

    Does he strike fear into your heart?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: He never told me his name.

    Q: Why can't I find a fighting squad of talking cabbages????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Because they were wiped out in the cabbage war...
    18.jpg
    See?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i do indeed...

    anyone hungry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Nooooooooooo :eek:

    Q: Is there any of them left at all???????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no there isnt...get over it strange cabbage lover!!

    anyone else hate cabbage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I do!!!

    Is it true that when you lose a sock that a cabbage grows and thats why they taste like old socks?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    that i believe could well be!!

    where were you educated?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Me! Can't stand the stuff! And I really can't stand the wind it produces! Yuck-O!




    How can anyone eat something that smells like that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: With their mouth, perhaps.

    Q: Why are the leprechauns outside my window????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. They are there to take you away to a land of lucky charms and cabbage!

    Q. Would you go?





    you dont have a choice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, for I myself am a little person, and would fit right in.

    Are smurfs really just leprechauns with a genetic disorder causing unusual skin pigmentation?
    DL wrote:
    where were you educated?
    Magee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Of course they are.

    Q: WIll the smurfs have medical insurance??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. That all depends on their health plan...

    Q. Did you ever find that chick smurf hot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No.

    Did you ever find Gargamel hot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No

    Q: Who is Gargamel??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The bad guy from the smurfs.
    smurfs_gargamel.jpg
    Dontcha remember?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    gargamel doesn't like smurfs Gargamel.jpg

    are you young, young kojak? (i bet takola didn't know who he was either, damn young'uns)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, I'm young Damo...

    Are you young SC?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, I'm 70 year's young :D

    Q: Where are all the ostriches???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The ostriches went back to their home planet, leaving a message that simply said "So long, and thanks for all the "Royale with Cheese"s..."

    Plausable?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    a. i DOUBT IT THEY CANT EVEN FLY.

    q. Dont you hate leaving caps lock on? Also how are the ostriches gonna get home if they cant fly?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: they're using ryanair.

    Q: Will Michael O'Leary greet them on the plane???


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