Q & A Thread

Black Swan

Compromising.


How about a banana split with strawberry and chocolate toppings?

Kojak

A: No - you are being controlled by the evil Banana overlord - Pat Kenny.

Q: Will Pat be recruiting for his new army of evil????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. When is he ever not recruiting?

Q. Would you join? (they have a very comprehensive pension plan)

Donegal Lass

no thanks

nothing better to do with your time?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Meh? Im easy!

Q. Nothing better to do with my time?

Kojak

A: CAmpaigning against PAt Kenny, perhaps.

Q: What's this I hear about a pension plan????

Donegal Lass

they never work out!

arent you old enough to know that?

Lust4Life

I'm not sure, but I'm dumb enough to cash mine in for a trip to Ireland next year!



Why is my Hubby poisoning my food?

Kojak

A: Sorry, they don't give pension plans to the under 10's.

Q: Why would a gorilla want to become a doctor??

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. So the Doctor could posion L4L's food?

Q. Can you explain the question again?

Kojak

A: I don't like having to repeat myself.

Q: Aren't mince pies absolutely stink???

Basq

A: No, they're fuppin' lovely!

Q: What album is currently doing the rounds on your MP3 / CD Player?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Vanilla sky. I also "aquired" some of the songs not included on the album and am listening to them... And the Smiths...

Q. Yours?


(Good Q Basquille)

Lust4Life

I have total silence. Family sleeping and all. Bummer.
But yes, food poisoning SUCKS!!!!!!
And I have a Parent- Teacher- Meeting this morning!



should I vomit on Ms. Konrad?

Kojak

A: Absolutley.

Q: Is Ms Konrad hot???

Basq

Depends on whether she gives your son / daughter a bad report..

Which is it - son or daughter?

PS - Regarding Hail's question, The Beatles album 'Love' (phenomenal stuff)

Donegal Lass

son...

havent you met him?

Lust4Life

here's my Fav Pic of him





Takes after his Ma, doesn't he? ROFFLES!

Kojak

A: I'm sure he does

Q: Why did the Dukes of Hazard always go jumping around in that auld red banger???

Donegal Lass

ha ha thats brilliant!!

is there any reason to be nervous of his teacher?

/edit feck you kojak

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. I hear his teacher fires the parents out of catapults if she doesnt like their kid.

Q. Have you got a parachute?

Lust4Life

No, no parachute. But I suppose I ought to log off and get respectable looking so I can face the teacher.
I'm sure it won't be too bad.
Although he was counting to 100 the other night and got to 61, 62, 63 and paused to say "Heh! Doesn't it sound like I'm saying SEXY? 64, 65, 66..."




Now you want kids, don't you? LOL!

Donegal Lass

nope im all good for the moment!!

cant you use your bra as a parachute?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Can i use your bra... you know... for a parachute?

Lust4Life

LOL! It's not THAT big!




You're gonna miss me, aren't you?

Donegal Lass

yes, BBBYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!

only me and you now hail?? what'l we do?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Hmmm...

Q. Are you still trying to sully my innocent mind?

Donegal Lass

yes..

i dont really have to try that hard anyways now do i?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Yes im afraid you do...

Q. How would you go about warping my fragile little mind?

Donegal Lass

with my super-duper lazer-tazer for mind control- (think stewie from family guy!!)

can you feel it yet?