Q & A Thread

Donegal Lass

ooops was that yours, i shared it with mates just there now!!

forgive me?

takola

You can't have it yet!

Will you share it with me?

Donegal Lass

hee hee

its not your day is it?

Kojak

A: No - all days belong to the evil bananas.

Q: Will they ever stop???

Star Lord

Not if I know my bananas.

What banana do you know?

Kojak

A: The luitentant named Mushy.

Q: What is his overlord's name???

Donegal Lass

Mr mc mash!

how couldnt you know?

Star Lord

Everyone knows Mr. Mc Mash!


Does he strike fear into your heart?

Kojak

A: He never told me his name.

Q: Why can't I find a fighting squad of talking cabbages????

Star Lord

Because they were wiped out in the cabbage war...

See?

Donegal Lass

i do indeed...

anyone hungry?

Kojak

A: Nooooooooooo :eek:

Q: Is there any of them left at all???????

Donegal Lass

no there isnt...get over it strange cabbage lover!!

anyone else hate cabbage?

Star Lord

I do!!!

Is it true that when you lose a sock that a cabbage grows and thats why they taste like old socks?

Donegal Lass

that i believe could well be!!

where were you educated?

Lust4Life

Me! Can't stand the stuff! And I really can't stand the wind it produces! Yuck-O!




How can anyone eat something that smells like that?

Kojak

A: With their mouth, perhaps.

Q: Why are the leprechauns outside my window????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. They are there to take you away to a land of lucky charms and cabbage!

Q. Would you go?





you dont have a choice

Star Lord

Yes, for I myself am a little person, and would fit right in.

Are smurfs really just leprechauns with a genetic disorder causing unusual skin pigmentation?

DL wrote:

where were you educated?

Magee

Kojak

A: Of course they are.

Q: WIll the smurfs have medical insurance??

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. That all depends on their health plan...

Q. Did you ever find that chick smurf hot?

Star Lord

No.

Did you ever find Gargamel hot?

Kojak

A: No

Q: Who is Gargamel??

Star Lord

The bad guy from the smurfs.

Dontcha remember?

spacecoyote

gargamel doesn't like smurfs

are you young, young kojak? (i bet takola didn't know who he was either, damn young'uns)

Star Lord

No, I'm young Damo...

Are you young SC?

Kojak

A: Yes, I'm 70 year's young

Q: Where are all the ostriches???

Star Lord

The ostriches went back to their home planet, leaving a message that simply said "So long, and thanks for all the "Royale with Cheese"s..."

Plausable?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

a. i DOUBT IT THEY CANT EVEN FLY.

q. Dont you hate leaving caps lock on? Also how are the ostriches gonna get home if they cant fly?

Kojak

A: they're using ryanair.

Q: Will Michael O'Leary greet them on the plane???