Q & A Thread

Basq

Possibly not!

Do you think you'll ever stop whinging?

takola

I will. When I don't have stuff to whinge about!

So probably not huh?

Kojak

A: Probably not

Q: Where are the square dancing stomachs???

Lust4Life

Probably inside your head.


Are you doing mushrooms or something?

Kojak

A: yes I am - I'm having them with a little oriental sauce.

Q: Would you like some or have the banana's gotten to you too??????

Lust4Life

No. It would clash with my lotus tea.
Two hours until my one and only favourite television show is on.




Will I die of boredom before that?

Kojak

A: Yeah, I'd say so.

Q: May I ask what is the title of this show??

Lust4Life

Medium. Series premier. I'm hooked. I don't know why.


Why do I like this show when I am a size Small? Heh!

Red Hand

Because mediums are average and since you are a minority, being a small, you want to point and laugh at them plebs.

Isn't that true?

Lust4Life

OMG! You know me so well! LOL!



So what's new in your corner of the world today?

Red Hand

Oh, nothing much. Have a sore throat that beer, tortillas, an omlette and a choc. bar did not cure.

Any plans for the weekend?

Lust4Life

Working. And it's Deer Hunting Weekend (Hubby gone - w00t!).
I can't even go out dancing/drinking cuz I have to be up at 5AM!

Doesn't that just SUCK?

Red Hand

Yes, it sucks bigtime.

Therefore, I think we should have a minutes silence in the Cuckoo's Nest at....hmmm...12.00pm, Irish time?

Lust4Life

at noon?

Red Hand

Or 5.00am Wis-cago time?

I have the times wrong, yes?

Lust4Life

That would be 11AM Irish Time.


Confusing me with that other female poster in America?

Red Hand

Oh no!!! I would never confuse the two!

But for posters other than me, it might be easy to mistake the two winsome females?

Lust4Life

Oh, I doubt it. but I appreciate the complement.
I have to go tuck my son in now. Sorry to leave so soon!



Will you forgive me?

Red Hand

No, your CN sons need you more, Lusty!:D

Have a good day, OK?

Star Lord

I'll try, thanks!

Where did yesterdays torrential rain go?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh im sure it'll be back.

Q. So you're lord of the whores now?

spacecoyote

it would appear so

wouldn't queen of the whores be more appropriate?

Donegal Lass

yes that is true...

would you like to be a lady of the world?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. He's left that life behind him when he had the operation.

Q. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

Donegal Lass

yes, it was oh so nice!!

have you?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Yes...

Q. He has two left feet doesnt he?

Donegal Lass

yea, nearly broke my friggin foot...

you have 2 left feet?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Nope i've got it going on...

Q. Have you got two left feet? Cuz that would be wierd

Donegal Lass

weird?? hell no....i have 3 left feet!!

all the better to chase you with dont you think?

spacecoyote

well it would be better if you had 3 boobs like that chick from total recall!!!

don't boobies rule?