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Q & A Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, I was probably already at work when it arrived. :(

    Scrambled eggs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    nope toast and bacon!

    but was i dreaming?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Probably.

    Cornflakes! (To quote one of their marketing campaigns) Have you forgotten how good they taste?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes but i never thought they tasted particularly good

    did you not just coat them in sugar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Oh dear jebus, no! I don't add sugar to anything!

    Whats your favourite cereal?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    dont eat breakfast but if i was forced.....wait for it..... probably coco pops with bananas!!! YYUUUUUMMMOOOOOOOOO!!!

    is that weird?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes because bananas are squishy hell-fruit.

    Coco pops with milk?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Your damn skippy milk.

    Q. What else would you add to coco-pops?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea but with bananas!

    you ever try it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, because bananas are hell fruit.

    Weren't you paying attention?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    they're not......

    why are they hell fruit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Dont listen to him he has severe mental problems.

    Q. I have a banana now, jealous?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea but you dont have coco pops!!

    will you go get me some though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Of course I will...

    Q. Will you get me an xbox360 for xmas?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    ach of course!!

    is that all you want?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Sure that will do for now.

    Q. What are you asking santa for?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    a dolly and a pram and a big black man....

    which are you getting for me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    the extinction of bananas

    and u?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. i already answered that question.

    Q. I cant help but notice im not a black man, care to explain?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes you're not a black man...

    what more needs explaining?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Oh... nothing.

    Q. So... um... you like... stuff?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    I DO!!

    what kind of stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Oh I dont know...

    Q. Why do you always ask really hards questions?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    its easier tht way

    farting in the bath?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sounds like that 1 1/2 Lion King cartoon film where the hog does just that in the hot tub!


    SC hard at work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. S.C. Never hard at work and if he says he is he's lying!

    Q. Blue why are you up so early?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I'm a creature of the night. (half past 2AM in OC)



    What type of creature are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Read the user name Blue :)

    Q. I thought that would be obvious?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    True....and I'm just a blue lagoon found along the Pacific coast, warm, calm, tranquil.



    Does the chimp like water?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. The chimp does indeed like water.

    Q. Does the water like the chimp?


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