Q & A Thread

Star Lord

No, I was probably already at work when it arrived.

Scrambled eggs?

Donegal Lass

nope toast and bacon!

but was i dreaming?

Star Lord

Probably.

Cornflakes! (To quote one of their marketing campaigns) Have you forgotten how good they taste?

Donegal Lass

yes but i never thought they tasted particularly good

did you not just coat them in sugar?

Star Lord

Oh dear jebus, no! I don't add sugar to anything!

Whats your favourite cereal?

Donegal Lass

dont eat breakfast but if i was forced.....wait for it..... probably coco pops with bananas!!! YYUUUUUMMMOOOOOOOOO!!!

is that weird?

Star Lord

Yes because bananas are squishy hell-fruit.

Coco pops with milk?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Your damn skippy milk.

Q. What else would you add to coco-pops?

Donegal Lass

yea but with bananas!

you ever try it?

Star Lord

No, because bananas are hell fruit.

Weren't you paying attention?

Donegal Lass

they're not......

why are they hell fruit?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Dont listen to him he has severe mental problems.

Q. I have a banana now, jealous?

Donegal Lass

yea but you dont have coco pops!!

will you go get me some though?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Of course I will...

Q. Will you get me an xbox360 for xmas?

Donegal Lass

ach of course!!

is that all you want?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Sure that will do for now.

Q. What are you asking santa for?

Donegal Lass

a dolly and a pram and a big black man....

which are you getting for me?

spacecoyote

the extinction of bananas

and u?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. i already answered that question.

Q. I cant help but notice im not a black man, care to explain?

Donegal Lass

yes you're not a black man...

what more needs explaining?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Oh... nothing.

Q. So... um... you like... stuff?

Donegal Lass

I DO!!

what kind of stuff?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Oh I dont know...

Q. Why do you always ask really hards questions?

spacecoyote

its easier tht way

farting in the bath?

Black Swan

Sounds like that 1 1/2 Lion King cartoon film where the hog does just that in the hot tub!


SC hard at work?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. S.C. Never hard at work and if he says he is he's lying!

Q. Blue why are you up so early?

Black Swan

I'm a creature of the night. (half past 2AM in OC)



What type of creature are you?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Read the user name Blue

Q. I thought that would be obvious?

Black Swan

True....and I'm just a blue lagoon found along the Pacific coast, warm, calm, tranquil.



Does the chimp like water?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. The chimp does indeed like water.

Q. Does the water like the chimp?