Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: How would I know - I didn't eat it.

Q: What is there to drink around here??

Donegal Lass

not enough!

you got anything at all?

Star Lord

I got water in an empty boost bottle...

That'll have to do ya! Ok?

Kojak

A: I was hoping for another clear liquid.

Q: Where is the nearest off-licence??

Donegal Lass

down the street, past the whorehouse, take a left at the meat factory and bobs your uncle!!

clear?

Kojak

A: Yeah, you can see through it.

Q: How did you know Bob was my uncle?? :eek:

Donegal Lass

me and bob go way back!

how is he by the way?

Kojak

A: He's not too bad - he mentioned something about getting married.

Q: Is he getting married to you???

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. He died

Q. I was gonna ask you how?

Kojak

A: He died when his time machine exploded.

Q: Will there ever be a rainbow??

Star Lord

No, he asked, but I don't swing that way.

I'd never even met the man before! Why'd he ask me?

Donegal Lass

coz he thinks your cute!

is he your type?:D

Kojak

A: Obviously not.

Q: What the hell is the southern hemisphere??

Star Lord

Being a man, no, he wasn't my type:p

Why do people have "types" rather than going on personality?

Lust4Life

You got it wrong. There are several "Personality Types".
But I believe we're all similar in that category.
All the Sexy Nerd Types with shiny fingertips from being on line too often! Heh!




Ever listened to Delbert McClinton?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Nope.

Q. Have you?

Lust4Life

Well, Duh! Yes! That's why I asked! Good old style blues. Grooveh!


Is it too early to listen to James Brown? (I'm in a funky mood today)

Tabnabs

No me neither

Sounds a bit geeky?

takola

Maybe... Oh wait

What sounds geeky?

Lust4Life

Geeky? Spank you very much! You have to learn to appreciate the blues. They'll get you through life.




How can a newbie call me a geek?:eek:

takola

L you are a geek! But I like James Brown so it's ok!

Would you like him to apologise?

Basq

I'd like James Brown to apologise for some of the atrocious music he's unleashed on us.

So, what's the happy haps on the TCN flipside y'all?!

takola

I can't believe you said that!! :eek:

How can you not like James Brown?

Lust4Life

Oh, Basquille! With a statement like that, I may still be willing to huggle you, but it may lack a bit of the affection you would normally feel!



Will you appologize?

spacecoyote

here here, how dare the name of the godfather be besmirched by such comments

since when does takola like good music? (zinnnnnnga)

takola

Screw you spaceman! I like lots of good music!

Are you surprised?

Basq

Nothing suprises spaceman!

Never mind James Brown. What about some hardcore Billy Idol? :eek:

Lust4Life

Nah. Billy Idol won't blend well with James Brown.
But Isaak Hayes sure does!



Theme from Shaft anyone?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Yes.

Q. Like what?

spacecoyote

yes please

you mean the theme from spacecoyote don't you?