Britney Spears breaks her record for marriage length.

kizzyr · 08-11-2006 03:48PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Wow im actually surprised, she did something actually intelligent...

Apparently at the time she didn't want one cause it was "true love y'all" but her mum (who probably down a bottle of Jack D when she heard about the wedding) and then manager Larry something managed to convince her that it was totally stupid not to and that she got lucky with the Jason Alexander saga by managing to hold onto her money and that they was no way K Fed would let her go without a 50 50 split of $130 million.
Maybe K Fed and Heather Mills should hook up.

projectmayhem · 08-11-2006 04:02PM

kizzyr wrote:

Apparently at the time she didn't want one cause it was "true love y'all" but her mum (who probably down a bottle of Jack D when she heard about the wedding) and then manager Larry something managed to convince her that it was totally stupid not to and that she got lucky with the Jason Alexander saga by managing to hold onto her money and that they was no way K Fed would let her go without a 50 50 split of $130 million.

you know a scary amount about this situation... stalker?

kizzyr wrote:

Maybe K Fed and Heather Mills should hook up.

i can see the reality tv show already. the stupid & stumpy show

Devrozex · 08-11-2006 04:14PM

And shes back in the game!:cool: I think whoever it was that said she just wanted kids could be onto something. Will her hubby continue with his 'music career' charade, or just call it a day I wonder?:rolleyes:

ferdi · 08-11-2006 04:18PM

projectmayhem wrote:

she's useless now. she's not the 16 year old we all know and love
*cough*

thats where her younger sister comes in:eek:
edit: shes actually only 15, careful now!

um7y1h83ge06nx · 08-11-2006 04:52PM

ferdi wrote:

thats where her younger sister comes in:eek:
edit: shes actually only 15, careful now!

A promising member of the Youth Development Squad so

Mossy Monk · 08-11-2006 05:03PM

Tackle69 wrote:

Its ok, he's got his wrestling career now...

this is true

but how long will this last

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 08-11-2006 05:15PM

Devrozex wrote:

Will her hubby continue with his 'music career' charade, or just call it a day I wonder?:rolleyes:

Im gona guess and say reality programs and selling his story to just about anybody who'll listen.

connundrum · 08-11-2006 05:24PM

OOooohhhh. The actual divorce papers - here*

*may or may not be of any interest to anyone, ever!

xzanti · 08-11-2006 05:28PM

connundrum wrote:

OOooohhhh. The actual divorce papers - here*

*may or may not be of any interest to anyone, ever!

where'd you get those from eh??

connundrum · 08-11-2006 05:33PM

xzanti wrote:

where'd you get those from eh??

I was there sure,!! I'm just waitin on her now ta slap on some make up and we're headin round to the marriage office

/Moncrief was talking to an American journo on Newstalk and he gave the linky (not half as exciting

)

Degag · 08-11-2006 05:35PM

Mossy Monk wrote:

this is true

but how long will this last

Not very long i'd imagine... although i think he wants to set up a fight with the champion on new years day...

The_Minister · 08-11-2006 06:11PM

He is so disliked that they've had to lock his Wikipedia page:D

BlueSpiral · 08-11-2006 06:13PM

connundrum wrote:

OOooohhhh. The actual divorce papers - here*
*may or may not be of any interest to anyone, ever!

Pfffffffft, saw those yesterday. Get with the times man, GET WITH THE TIMES!

Dun laoire · 08-11-2006 08:28PM

There's a 19 second clip of her and hubby in action. Well not 100% sure, but it does look like her.

kizzyr · 08-11-2006 10:54PM

projectmayhem wrote:

you know a scary amount about this situation... stalker?

i can see the reality tv show already. the stupid & stumpy show

Hee hee yeah I can see where you're coming from.:D Funny thing is I don't even like Britters but her and K Fed were like a car crash and I couldn't stop looking:o There was / is an American web site called televisionwithoutpity.com (or something) and they had a forum about their tv show and boy were they slated Stateside and what can I say it was more fun to read that than work was at the time:)

Thrill · 08-11-2006 11:20PM

Take a look at what youd be waking up to in the morning.

http://www.methodshop.com/tech/articles/powerofmakeup/index.shtml

Shudder.

smallpaws · 08-11-2006 11:35PM

Over here in America, this is like having your birthday and Christmas at once. I couldn't give a flying rat's ass about Britney's happiness but I am cheering for mine. FINALLY that shiftless, money-sucking, weasel-eyed cnut "K-Fed" wil be off my tv once and for all (after the inevitable tearful interview(s) about how he 'truly loved her' etc, etc) and ubercnut Rumsfeld is out, too, according to the message left on my phone by a hysterically giggling, delighted friend of mine. Praise the LAWD!

aidan24326 · 09-11-2006 12:18AM

Ruu wrote:

There goes K-Fed and his music career, no more moneh from Britney, what a shame as I'm sure he had such a bright future.:) *ahem*

I had the dubious pleasure of hearing samples from a couple of his 'songs' on some mtv show one day. They were showing him in the recording studio. It was truly awful stuff, every bit as bad as you'd imagine and then some. No doubt he'll make a few quid now from selling his story and the inevitable book. But I can see him being forgotten very quickly as he simply doesn't appear to have anything much going for him in terms of talent, personality etc. Nothing that would even land him a career on cable tv channels or on the c-list celebrity circuit.

MrJoeSoap · 09-11-2006 12:23AM

thrill wrote:

Take a look at what youd be waking up to in the morning.

http://www.methodshop.com/tech/articles/powerofmakeup/index.shtml

Shudder.

Doesnt scrub up half bad though.

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1466387.jpg

angeldelight · 09-11-2006 12:51PM

Just saw that Federline is filing for custody of the kids... :rolleyes:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/08/k-fed-responds-to-divorce/

xzanti · 09-11-2006 12:59PM

angeldelight wrote:

Just saw that Federline is filing for custody of the kids... :rolleyes:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/08/k-fed-responds-to-divorce/

I don't fancy his chances much... And why isn't he filing for custody of his other 2 kids while he's at it??? :rolleyes:

09-11-2006 01:29PM

He is laughed at!
I can see this getting ugly, sure I read she married him in the first place due to the fact he had some secrets on her(Like he was supplying her with some illegal substances)now she has kid's i'm sure that not the case anymore and she is swiftly getting rid!

she apparently told him through text message !

Good on you girl, I think she's been planning this for a long while and only held back by the fact she got pregnant again so soon

xzanti · 09-11-2006 01:35PM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

He is laughed at!
I can see this getting ugly, sure I read she married him in the first place due to the fact he had some secrets on her(Like he was supplying her with some illegal substances)now she has kid's i'm sure that not the case anymore and she is swiftly getting rid!

she apparently told him through text message !

Good on you girl, I think she's been planning this for a long while and only held back by the fact she got pregnant again so soon

Yeah definately planned... The appearance on the Leno show looking back to her old self The SAME day she files for divorce.. Her PR people must have been working over time on this.. fair play is right

Nala · 09-11-2006 02:00PM

She's done herself a big favour, not only is she rid of Ferretline but she has been getting great press since she filed for divorce from him, she would be mad not to release a new CD sometime soon because she hasn't had a half decent amount of good publicity in about 2 years.

Sengoku79 · 09-11-2006 03:39PM

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/11/09/divorced_by_sms_the_exact_mome.html

MrJoeSoap · 09-11-2006 03:47PM

Sengoku79 wrote:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/11/09/divorced_by_sms_the_exact_mome.html

If thats real then ROFL!

09-11-2006 03:58PM

well after all the **** he's done on her and the disrespect he's shown toward's her he deserves it

connundrum · 09-11-2006 04:33PM

Sengoku79 wrote:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/11/09/divorced_by_sms_the_exact_mome.html

Hahahahahahaha My sides are splitting

Note: Divorce is baaad mkay! CRAP MARRIAGES ARE WORSE MKAY!!

xzanti · 09-11-2006 04:49PM

Sengoku79 wrote:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/11/09/divorced_by_sms_the_exact_mome.html

Aaaah Sicknor

slipss · 09-11-2006 07:59PM

Wow what a shock, she decideds to divorce him just as she is preparing to begin promotions for her new ablum, que about two weeks free publicity. I wonder if there will be a custody battle for the kids that will be reported on in every crap newspaper and sh1t magazine for the next few months. Oh yeah and maybe she'll have to have a cry on Oprah and Jay Leno about how she thought he was her one true love but how brave she is being for her kids, well that should cancel out all the bad press she was recieving over driving the kids in her car without seat belts and smoking into thier faces, well look how that worked out. Oh and I guess shes single again so that means she'll be able to be seen out having drinks with Colin Farrel or Jamie Fox or generic actor man 32123, I wonder if that'll mean there will be loads of photos of her in OK and Hello. How very coincidental, for fukk sake it wouldn't surprise me if she just happens to have a breast cancer scare in a couple of months so the women that painfully jealous female magazine journalists that love to take photos of her without make-up will suddenly feel to guilty and will go back to saying what an inspiration to young girls everywhere she is.

Britney Spears breaks her record for marriage length.

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