Britney Spears breaks her record for marriage length.

MrJoeSoap

Its been a long two years, but I have to say I'm proud of Britney for shattering her previous two day marriage with this long-winded espousal. People may have doubted her commitment when she said her vows for the second time, almost 26 months ago in September 2004, but she certainly showed that she is a woman who does not take commitment lightly and certainly has what it takes to prove her doubters wrong. Having celebrated both her paper and cotton anniversaries she has done all her fans proud, and has two beautiful kids to show for it.

You go girl, maybe next time you might reach your wooden anniversary!

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2006/11/britney_spears_.html

Oriel

Wood? I thought that's what got her there in the first place...

Ruu_Old

There goes K-Fed and his music career, no more moneh from Britney, what a shame as I'm sure he had such a bright future.:) *ahem*

Guy:Incognito

I want to be the next ex-mrs Britney Spears.

monkeyfudge

I still think her marriage to George Costanza could have worked out if she'd given it a chance.

MrJoeSoap

monkeyfudge wrote:

I still think her marriage to George Costanza could have worked out if she'd given it a chance.

Imagine the babies... :eek:

projectmayhem

she's useless now. she's not the 16 year old we all know and love
*cough*

Wacker

Shocked that it lasted as long as it did. But then, I do my best not to follow such things. In fact, why am I even posting here?:p

MrJoeSoap

projectmayhem wrote:

she's useless now. she's not the 16 year old we all know and love
*cough*

I think she's still looking well, even beside that K-Fed yoke...

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/33/10263494480x360tu4.jpg

chillywilly

id love to give her a good rattlin

The_Minister

What I don't understand is why she stayed so long, when her first husband seemed so much more likeable.

Binomate

I think that Federline fella was supposed to have been a twat. I supose it's for the best.

angeldelight

I always got the impression she wanted to have babies, and pretty sharp. I think she just tolerated him being such an idiot til she got son no. 2... after all it is only 8 weeks since she gave birth to him! She now has her kids and she seemed happy enough with her situation in the tv clip I saw this morning of her on American tv last night

Adam

chillywilly wrote:

id love to give her a good rattlin

Here's hoping she sees that post then, Lord knows it's just irresistable.



:rolleyes:

Rb

angeldelight wrote:

I always got the impression she wanted to have babies, and pretty sharp.

Where did you get that impression from?Her videos?

Glad to see shes getting rid of that leech anyway.

TerrorFirmer

How about feeling bad for Kevin Federline cause he's an absolute douche and it appears there's no amount of money that can fix it?

From the site. So true.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Im sure he's gonna make a fortune on this divorce - lucky jerk. Its like winning the lottery for idiots.

kizzyr

Before the wedding she suspended her stupidity long enough to get K Fed to sign a pre nup so he doesn't walk away with that much all things considered, still more than he had before he got with her though but no more trips to Vegas for him.

Ballerina

it seems like for celebrities to actually have a successful marriage,they have to......:rolleyes:


no none of them can actually have a successful marraige...:o

connundrum

Fair play to ya Britney. Yer man was only a twat too.. glad you kicked his a$$ to the curb.

Bring on husband number three . At least she wouldn't have to support this guy and/or help him launch his career.. emm..

chillywilly

Mirror wrote:

Here's hoping she sees that post then, Lord knows it's just irresistable.



:rolleyes:

i take it you are not familiar with the works of fm104 prank phonecalls

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

angeldelight

rb_ie wrote:

Where did you get that impression from?Her videos?

She did a lot of interviews before she was even going out with him saying she always wanted to be a young mother, she was looking forward to settling down and she'd give up her career to look after her kids, it was what she always wanted etc.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

kizzyr wrote:

Before the wedding she suspended her stupidity long enough to get K Fed to sign a pre nup

Wow im actually surprised, she did something actually intelligent...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

angeldelight wrote:

she was looking forward to settling down and she'd give up her career to look after her kids, it was what she always wanted etc.

Haha "what she always wanted" wasnt she approx 20 at the time...

BlueSpiral

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Im sure he's gonna make a fortune on this divorce - lucky jerk. Its like winning the lottery for idiots.

Not exactly.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees

Britney's making that gold-digger pay from his pocket, not from her's. She's also trying to get full custody of the kids, which she most probably will.
source

xzanti

Bout time, he's a waste of space, didn't he leave his then girlfriend up the pole and with a todler to run of with Britney.. Bad form altogether .. Hope he ends up without a penny

Degag

Ruu wrote:

There goes K-Fed and his music career, no more moneh from Britney, what a shame as I'm sure he had such a bright future.:) *ahem*

Its ok, he's got his wrestling career now...

Kojak

MrJoeSoap wrote:

I think she's still looking well, even beside that K-Fed yoke...

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/33/10263494480x360tu4.jpg

xzanti

http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50001-1240126,00.html

Wow, check her out since the split.. Looks like she's back to her old self.. Fair play to her

MrJoeSoap

xzanti wrote:

http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50001-1240126,00.html

Wow, check her out since the split.. Looks like she's back to her old self.. Fair play to her

Yowza!

Stench Blossoms

Bout time she got rid of that waste of space.

kizzyr

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Wow im actually surprised, she did something actually intelligent...

Apparently at the time she didn't want one cause it was "true love y'all" but her mum (who probably down a bottle of Jack D when she heard about the wedding) and then manager Larry something managed to convince her that it was totally stupid not to and that she got lucky with the Jason Alexander saga by managing to hold onto her money and that they was no way K Fed would let her go without a 50 50 split of $130 million.
Maybe K Fed and Heather Mills should hook up.

projectmayhem

kizzyr wrote:

Apparently at the time she didn't want one cause it was "true love y'all" but her mum (who probably down a bottle of Jack D when she heard about the wedding) and then manager Larry something managed to convince her that it was totally stupid not to and that she got lucky with the Jason Alexander saga by managing to hold onto her money and that they was no way K Fed would let her go without a 50 50 split of $130 million.

you know a scary amount about this situation... stalker?

kizzyr wrote:

Maybe K Fed and Heather Mills should hook up.

i can see the reality tv show already. the stupid & stumpy show

Devrozex

And shes back in the game!:cool: I think whoever it was that said she just wanted kids could be onto something. Will her hubby continue with his 'music career' charade, or just call it a day I wonder?:rolleyes:

ferdi

projectmayhem wrote:

she's useless now. she's not the 16 year old we all know and love
*cough*

thats where her younger sister comes in:eek:
edit: shes actually only 15, careful now!

um7y1h83ge06nx

ferdi wrote:

thats where her younger sister comes in:eek:
edit: shes actually only 15, careful now!

A promising member of the Youth Development Squad so

Mossy Monk

Tackle69 wrote:

Its ok, he's got his wrestling career now...

this is true

but how long will this last

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Devrozex wrote:

Will her hubby continue with his 'music career' charade, or just call it a day I wonder?:rolleyes:

Im gona guess and say reality programs and selling his story to just about anybody who'll listen.

connundrum

OOooohhhh. The actual divorce papers - here*






*may or may not be of any interest to anyone, ever!

xzanti

connundrum wrote:

OOooohhhh. The actual divorce papers - here*






*may or may not be of any interest to anyone, ever!

where'd you get those from eh??

connundrum

xzanti wrote:

where'd you get those from eh??

I was there sure,!! I'm just waitin on her now ta slap on some make up and we're headin round to the marriage office

/Moncrief was talking to an American journo on Newstalk and he gave the linky (not half as exciting )

Degag

Mossy Monk wrote:

this is true

but how long will this last

Not very long i'd imagine... although i think he wants to set up a fight with the champion on new years day...

The_Minister

He is so disliked that they've had to lock his Wikipedia page:D

BlueSpiral

connundrum wrote:

OOooohhhh. The actual divorce papers - here*
*may or may not be of any interest to anyone, ever!

Pfffffffft, saw those yesterday. Get with the times man, GET WITH THE TIMES!

Dun laoire

There's a 19 second clip of her and hubby in action. Well not 100% sure, but it does look like her.

kizzyr

projectmayhem wrote:

you know a scary amount about this situation... stalker?



i can see the reality tv show already. the stupid & stumpy show

Hee hee yeah I can see where you're coming from.:D Funny thing is I don't even like Britters but her and K Fed were like a car crash and I couldn't stop looking:o There was / is an American web site called televisionwithoutpity.com (or something) and they had a forum about their tv show and boy were they slated Stateside and what can I say it was more fun to read that than work was at the time:)

Thrill

Take a look at what youd be waking up to in the morning.

http://www.methodshop.com/tech/articles/powerofmakeup/index.shtml

Shudder.

smallpaws

Over here in America, this is like having your birthday and Christmas at once. I couldn't give a flying rat's ass about Britney's happiness but I am cheering for mine. FINALLY that shiftless, money-sucking, weasel-eyed cnut "K-Fed" wil be off my tv once and for all (after the inevitable tearful interview(s) about how he 'truly loved her' etc, etc) and ubercnut Rumsfeld is out, too, according to the message left on my phone by a hysterically giggling, delighted friend of mine. Praise the LAWD!

aidan24326

Ruu wrote:

There goes K-Fed and his music career, no more moneh from Britney, what a shame as I'm sure he had such a bright future.:) *ahem*

I had the dubious pleasure of hearing samples from a couple of his 'songs' on some mtv show one day. They were showing him in the recording studio. It was truly awful stuff, every bit as bad as you'd imagine and then some. No doubt he'll make a few quid now from selling his story and the inevitable book. But I can see him being forgotten very quickly as he simply doesn't appear to have anything much going for him in terms of talent, personality etc. Nothing that would even land him a career on cable tv channels or on the c-list celebrity circuit.

MrJoeSoap

thrill wrote:

Take a look at what youd be waking up to in the morning.

http://www.methodshop.com/tech/articles/powerofmakeup/index.shtml

Shudder.

Doesnt scrub up half bad though.

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1466387.jpg

angeldelight

Just saw that Federline is filing for custody of the kids... :rolleyes:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/08/k-fed-responds-to-divorce/