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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6692
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    plantjm6edit.jpg


  • #6693
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    how many times do i have to say no before you require a bitch slap!?


  • #6694
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    bitchslap.gif


  • #6695
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    That's terrible...


  • #6696
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    1143570053499-1.gif

    Take it or leave it.


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  • #6697
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So much bitch-slapping. Clearly your bitches are not showing the proper respect. I recommend you break their legs.


  • #6698
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me puts on pimp hat


  • #6699
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me produces baseball bat, and cigar


  • #6700
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I choose the cigar, Im not loose enough for the bat


  • #6701
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me produces KY

    Suit you suh!


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  • #6702
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Genitalia. What's up with that?


  • #6703
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Mirror:
    Suit you suh!

    Shouldn't that be Suit your chute? heh!


  • #6704
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No. No it should not.
    Shabadu wrote:
    Genitalia. What's up with that?

    I KNOW! It's like we've got these wibbly bits of mucous membrane sticking out of us, and we're expected to rub them all together until they get too irritated and cause involuntary muscle seizures! How in God's name is that hot?


  • #6705
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Shabadu wrote:
    Genitalia. What's up with that?
    Only up when you're around ;)


  • #6706
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Mucous membrane: It's whats for dinner.


  • #6707
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Placenta QUICHE!!!!!


  • #6708
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Has that got ham in it?


  • #6709
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I've been eating sausages all day.


  • #6710
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Those pepperoni ones.


  • #6711
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Well clarified


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  • #6712
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Funky!

    *kicks teebs to the kerb*

    No time for you old man!

    *jumps into funky's arms*

    Never leave again! Now, take me TO THE FUTURE!


  • #6713
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh you guys!


  • #6714
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    you mean.... "hey you guys"

    slothgooniesfb8.jpg


  • #6715
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sarky wrote:
    Funky!

    *kicks teebs to the kerb*

    No time for you old man!

    *jumps into funky's arms*

    Never leave again! Now, take me TO THE FUTURE!


    /Me inserts flux capacitor.


  • #6716
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I did? Funny, I thought I meant "Oh you guys!".


  • #6717
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *orifice travels back in time, changing the future*

    Have a suit, Funky.

    Food?


  • #6718
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    *gasp*


    First new backwards orifice post!!! Yeah yeah yeah!


  • #6719
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Changing the future for the worse, apparently.


  • #6720
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Where did I get a third arm?


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  • #6721
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Very well, go back to stroking one another!

    Pfft, circlejerk.


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