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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6782
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Starburst. Want one?


  • #6783
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sure.


  • #6784
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Oh, no I don't like that flavour.


  • #6785
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Always the picky one!

    **** you!


  • #6786
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    What?!?!

    How could you say that!?!?


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  • #6787
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'm sorry man....


  • #6788
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Whatever dude its just a sweet.


  • #6789
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Its more! Its a symbol of our friendship!


  • #6790
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    We're sweet and taste like blackcurrent?


  • #6791
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Now you see.

    Take this robe, a simple garment, your training is complete.


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  • #6792
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky my man... ur worth so much more than a blackcurrent... take an orange


  • #6793
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Bes t story ever, I could picture it.
    I knew it would turn out to be the blackcurrant one too.


  • #6794
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I love j00 guys! <3


  • #6795
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,064 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    its only illegal if she remembers


  • #6796
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    In jail its not gay if your on top.

    Funky, your my hero!


  • #6797
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    And you're my man whore.

    Put this on!

    /me throws adhesive paste at chimp.


  • #6798
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    1. Hairy Monkey 459 up, 90 down

    Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

    I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.


  • #6799
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    It wouldn't make you look that much like a hairy monkey.

    Much more like someone who's been ejaculated on and had pubes thrown at.


  • #6800
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    I thought that's what a monkey was.


  • #6801
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    The circle of life....


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  • #6802
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A-wimmaway, a wimmaway...


  • #6803
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    wait a second, someone photocopied my ass without me actually being there?

    sounds like Quantum to me.


  • #6804
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me loves you all up real good

    Merry Christmas, and a sexually active new year!


  • #6805
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    wait a second, someone photocopied my ass without me actually being there?
    But you can't not be here. You can never leave the orifice. No one can.


  • #6806
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(es)!!!!

    There must be a way out! I shall search for one until I manage to escape or until my programme gets canceled.

    I shall need a team of hardy people willing to join me in this quest.


  • #6807
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    You have my sword...


  • #6808
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I would have said something like "im HARDy" and turned that last post into a sexual innuendo.


  • #6809
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    But it was a sexual innuendo...


  • #6810
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    HARDly


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  • #6811
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    *slaps the previous posters across their faces*

    Pull yourselves together! We've got an orifice to escape from!


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