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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Rubs chocolate sauce all over body...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    jules80 wrote:
    :eek: :D:p
    Oh you know you love it, you slut ;)
    Yeah, she role-played good shocked face, but she couldn't entirely fight off the grin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    12% more wombats now have tertiary occupations in the large suburban areas of Sydney, Australia. 35% are working secondary jobs while 28% percent work off the land with primary jobs. 25% are still measly little piss takers sleeping around in the mountainous territories, eating leaves, grass and bugs like cave humans.
    .

    The shock of it all!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Did you move over to evthreads.com?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Did you move over to evthreads.com?
    The what now?
    Nah, not yet. Actually I'm only hearing of it now, from you, coincidently.
    I'll go check it out, are you on it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Mutinany thats what this is!!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    mutiny?? \o/ /me mutates

    I hope I grow an extra arm and that my hearing and eyesight improve.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Nodule mutations for all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    BOooo!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    The what now?
    Nah, not yet. Actually I'm only hearing of it now, from you, coincidently.
    I'll go check it out, are you on it?
    Oh, I'm on it!

    And by that I mean yes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh, I'm on it!

    And by that I mean yes.
    *snigger*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    tba wrote:
    BOooo!
    OOBS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *snigger*
    *me throws cork at you*

    that's for sniggering, you should be giggling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    A-heeeeeemmmm

    *me shows incriminating picture of F_T_G and Tar to everyone else but the two*

    That should get this crap-tastical deadness out the window and down the lane. Which coincidently you two were in the shadows of that area last night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    A-heeeeeemmmm

    *me shows incriminating picture of F_T_G and Tar to everyone else but the two*

    That should get this crap-tastical deadness out the window and down the lane. Which coincidently you two were in the shadows of that area last night.
    You promised those pictures were for your personal collection only :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭nah_biy!


    You are currently using 217 MB (8%) of your 2775 MB.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    That was the first collection. I never agreed on personal use on the second. Anyway, the first is already on ebay, for the personal use of everyone.


    Hey, the complete randomer is back!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Nodule mutations for all!
    Oh goody! Maybe I'll become ribbed for her pleasure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Talliesin wrote:
    Oh goody! Maybe I'll become ribbed for her pleasure.
    Now there's thinking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ah talli your always about her pleasure!


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    jules80 wrote:
    ah talli your always about her pleasure!
    Actually I think you'll find he's rather more about his pleasure ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    jules80 wrote:
    ah talli your always about her pleasure!
    Except when she's been naughty.
    Actually I think you'll find he's rather more about his pleasure ;)
    Well, that's part of what having a sex-slave is all about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was a sex slave once. There was a revolution. In retrospect freedom from sex wasn't such a great idea. :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Sarky wrote:
    I was a sex slave once. There was a revolution. In retrospect freedom from sex wasn't such a great idea. :/
    Im sure Tar and F_T_G will have you back if you ask nicely!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Debatable. Tar and I have developed a special connection now, I feel it would be hard to let a stranger (yes, you heard me Sarky, you're not the fuzzeh I once knew) into the bedroom.

    Besides, Tar knows how I like it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i read on the back of the toilets in the Porter House that Tar knows how everyone likes it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    "SPECIAL CONNECTION", jules... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    How SPECIAL!!!???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    This special: <.....................................................................................>


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me bemusedly watches fade_to_grey try play predator and ape his betters.


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