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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6542
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    DarthWraak wrote:
    i obviously have mental problems.

    well, im headin back into the orifice, if anyone wants to join me. I hear there is some leg humping action...
    oh you

    *swoons*


  • #6543
    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    oh yeh, take that leg DOWNTOWN!!!!!

    /me then runs round the orifice shouting "BOO YEH HEADSHOT MAN HEADSHOT"


  • #6544
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    jules80 wrote:
    well pardon me tsubh is a very nice person and i actually like her
    That and she's almost unfeasibly sexy :)


  • #6545
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    all so a very well spoken truth!


  • #6546
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Yep. And she said "yes".

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    I'm such a lucky guy.


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  • #6547
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I say "yes" to all kinds of questions. Like "Does my bum look big in this?" or "Are you trying to get me drunk?" Saying "yes" to "Sarky, what time will you be knocking around town?" doesn't make much sense, but I don't let that stop me!


  • #6548
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Have you ever said "yes" to "will you marry me?"?


  • #6549
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Congrats guys, may the force be with you!

    EDIT: Is this the first "boards marriage"? :D


  • #6550
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I'm pretty sure it isn't actually, though the only examples I can think of where boardsies that met in other ways.


  • #6551
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Well congratulations none the less!


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  • #6552
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me throws rice at f_t_g

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Apparently pigoens blow up inside when they eat rice.


  • #6553
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me dances in the rice rain

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    And yes, its true, POP GOES THE PIDGEON!


  • #6554
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Awwww you guys!


  • #6555
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Its just so exciting! Paint me pink and call me a puff but I don't care!


  • #6556
    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    alrite then..

    /me paints fade to grey pink

    PUFF! mwahahahahahahaaha!

    Flurble gurgle

    BOOM HEADSHOT!


  • #6557
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Hurray! When we get married many pigeons will die!

    Of explodi-itus!

    Now I'm even more sure this is the right move.


  • #6558
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Well its good to know you've got you're priorities right! Invites for all naturally! Bagsy BlueSpiral!


  • #6559
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    As long as I get to wear the suit!


  • #6560
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Uh-oh, she's on to me lads!

    <_<

    >_>

    SCATHUR BUUUUD!!


  • #6561
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Oh you'll be back, I knows it!

    *me shakes tic-tac packet*
    That's sure to signal super-jesus.


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  • #6562
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Did she just shake her funbags at me? :confused:


  • #6563
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    No, but I'm sure you just shook your fun-bags at me.



    :eek:


  • #6564
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I have funbags? Sweet :D


    ...where??


  • #6565
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    In your funbag Bag of course. It's just a tester for the moment, but once we get all the kinks out of it, we'll sell it to all the nations and get rich!

    Mwa-ha-ha-haaaa!

    Where your funbag bag is? i haven't a freaking clue, go check pen-island.com. Just get rid of the "-".

    ehehehe


  • #6566
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oooh, you had me goin for a second there!

    "Pen island?? ooh, I could do with a shmancy new pen! :D


  • #6567
    nah_biy!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭nah_biy!


    Whats goin' on?


  • #6568
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    nah_biy! wrote:
    Whats goin' on?
    YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Quota filled, thank you and goodnight.


  • #6569
    nah_biy!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭nah_biy!


    Get your coat ya?


  • #6570
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I wasn't wearing a coat...


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  • #6571
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *in a burst of mad insanity, me grabs f_t_g alleged coat and stuffs it in the the mechanical hole in the photocopier*

    Not the mechanical hooooole!


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