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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    this just proves you're a monkey man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Monkey man LIKE A FOX!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    You're really too kind. I must say though your cooking this evening was stupendous.
    tSubh's cooking, on an evening when I wasn't over for dinner :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    YAAAAARRRRRRRR!


    *sniff*

    Keeping the dream alive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Ahoy maties, well i offically won talk like a pie-rate day yest-arrrrrr day :PirateSmiley:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    I was wondering where those 10k pep pills went.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I walked home from the pub in the rain and now I smell like a wet dog. It's oddly comforting.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote:
    I walked home from the pub in the rain and now I smell like a wet dog. It's oddly comforting.
    mmm wet dog....sexy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me gets it on with tSubh's right leg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me fights for penis space on tSubh's left leg and attacks Sarky lightsaber style-ee


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Lights...

    //Camera

    ACTION...










    //Close up!

    Mmm yea.... work it baby... You're gonna be famous!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me spanks tSubh for letting people hump her legs without my permission, then hands her back to Sarky and fade_to_grey.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Talliesin wrote:
    /me spanks tSubh for letting people hump her legs without my permission, then hands her back to Sarky and fade_to_grey.
    Oww!! Wait! What?! People were humping my leg??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me canes tSubh for pretending she didn't know what was happening and not taking her spanking like a good girl.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me hugs the Orifice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /stumbles in to orifice as tSubh hugs it

    O_o

    Aaaaaah the walls are closing in! The world is ending!!!

    /stumbles quickly back out flailing arms in frightened manner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What I want to know, though, is how can Funky Penguin's orifice be here when he's not? Has he got modular, erm, body cavities?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Sarky wrote:
    What I want to know, though, is how can Funky Penguin's orifice be here when he's not? Has he got modular, erm, body cavities?
    Jump Clone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Feel the Loaf of Love in all its loafiness.

    /me presents


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me celebrates the appearance of the funky one!

    All hail the Loaf of Love!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    The loft of loev!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    <.<

    >.>

    /me switches off light so orifice blackens to total darkness

    red rum.....red rum.....red rum.......

    /talks with index finger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Feel the Loaf of Love in all its loafiness.

    /me presents


    /me feels teh loafy love of the love loaf of loafy love. In lovely loaf form.

    Mmm, loafy, luvvie.

    So.

    Rain, eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    sdrawkcab sepyt em\


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    "And then god wept", i believe is the next line.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    because of the loaf of love?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Maybe he missed it in heaven?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    sdrawkcab sepyt em\
    yerg_ot_edaf s-red-rum em\


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    !ti saw won ecin yrev t'nsaw taht


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    90424_93_itm_a_5600.jpg

    Boo!

    my halloween costume this year...:D


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