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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    //ressusitates


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /realises what that "empty" feeling was

    /<3's thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    you ate an empty jar?





    My jar!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by BlueSpiral
    you ate an empty jar?


    My jar!

    Oh, the results of that have GOT TO BE posted in the "I Took a Large Dump Today" Thread!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    F_T_G, I want a nu jaaar noh, byatch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    That's better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Yeaaahhh, the Orifice is back...

    //Hugs orifice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    F_T_G, I want a nu jaaar noh, byatch!
    /consumes an entire jar of peanut butter(with ecstra nutz)

    Here ya go, I washed it too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    I want a bigger one. And this one still smells of peanut butter and um pee.

    Nu jaaaaaaaar!

    And to celebrate the revival of this fair and beloved thread: boooooobies!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    zOMG b00bz?! WHERE?!

    <_<

    >_>


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    You don't get any, because you ate my precious jar.

    But everybody else does!

    /whispers something about "down the bottomless evil well" to others


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Oh you mean the treacle well it is fun to visit there.

    /me goes back to sewing wings on monkeys...


  • Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Darian Shallow Reaction


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Oh you mean the treacle well it is fun to visit there.

    /me goes back to sewing wings on monkeys...
    You're using the wrong stitch!! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    bluewolf wrote:
    You're using the wrong stitch!! :mad:
    Oh stop complaining Flying Monkey number 11thy. You're are just angry because you can't pull yours off!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Oh you mean the treacle well it is fun to visit there.

    /me goes back to sewing wings on monkeys...
    Fly my pretties! FLY!!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me saves thread from second page oblivion

    *has conversation with self*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    <waves at herself>

    I like that outfit you're wearing


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me blushes

    Oh you!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    No really, you're looking lovely. Black pajamas is it? Very sexy!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    You're really too kind. I must say though your cooking this evening was stupendous.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Ah that's just good ingredients and a bit of know how [strike]stolen[/strike] borrowed from the Food/Drink forum.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Soooo, how's the flat search going?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Ah not too bad, you know yourself. Must see if I can scrape a deposit together.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Oooh and I hear a certain person proposed to someone at somebody elses wedding? Tell me all the goss!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Welll.........*whisper, whisper whisper*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Oooooooo! That's hot gossip!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Now it's time for something completely different....


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Yaaaaaarrrr! I be celebrating the last few minutes of Talk Like a Pirate Day.

    /me plunders Sarky's booty and pokes him with her cutlass


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    Faeeeeeeceeeeeeeeeees!

    >_>


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