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  • #902
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Guys are employed to run around fields chasing them rubbing crisps on their fur. Duh!
    EDIT: Takola, you should watch Jurassic Park!

    Q: Why are coco-pops: crunchers so nice?


  • #903
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    A: They're too crunchy for crocs, that's why!

    Q: If you unscrew your bellybutton will your bum fall off?


  • #904
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    A. Perhaps my tail.

    Q. Can you stand on your head and chew gum at the same time?


  • #905
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Nope

    Q: Why did a bunch of posts only just appear?


  • #906
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    you refreshed the page

    Q: jack is a girl right and possibly should be a spell czech? :eek:


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  • #907
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Jack is a girl :D Ooohhh...you pay attention, Tar. Yay! < extreme girly reaction.

    Q: Why should I be a spell czech? does it come with the gender?


  • #908
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That is extremely girly, i should have known from the '!'. :P

    A: Because of your pedantic post on After Hours, it's a grammar/pedantic forum, hehe.

    Q: What is with all these girls with guys names, first a matty, now a jack?!


  • #909
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, every girl should just pm her picturea and details to me.


    Q:Are you a panther?


  • #910
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: I dunno about the rest but I nicked mine from the girl on Pitch Black who was pretending to be a boy.

    Q: Now that you know my terrible secret what am I to do with you?


  • #911
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    beat it out of my mind [strike]with sex[/strike].


    Q: Why am I such a pervert? :P


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  • #912
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Because its the best kind of vert to be. Don't worry, you're not alone. Pervs ftw!

    Q: Is it socially acceptable to shoot someone with a stick these days?


  • #913
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    lol just noticed the clue in your sig.

    Everything is acceptable these days, the more stick the better.


    What are your religgggious bellliefs?


  • #914
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Eh, I'm keeping my options open. Probably convert on my deathbed to save my sorry ass.

    Q: Isn't my ass great?


  • #915
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A: PM me a picture and I will tell you.


    Q: I won't be recieving pictures will I? Damn, all I wanted was an ass!


  • #916
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Nope, you'll have to work a damn site/sight harder than that to get pictures of my ass sent to you!

    Q: Is it site or sight or some other spelling all together?


  • #917
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    A. Sight

    Q. Where were you on January 14th of this year?


  • #918
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A:sight.
    EDIT:A: Most likey skipping college to sleep.

    Q: I worked hard there, was it hard enough?*



    *Under [strike]16's[/strike] [strike]17's[/strike] 18's need not send photos of their rear to me.


  • #919
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: It's rarely hard enough.

    Q: Is there a scale for hardness (outside of, possibly, the hardness of water)?


  • #920
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Only relating to my little guy own below, it is a measure of hawt I find somebody.


    What is your favourite animal?


  • #921
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Lint

    Q: Did I win a prize for getting the correct answer?


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  • #922
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, that's not an animal.


    What type of music do you dig?


  • #923
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Anything that is not rap or a boy band

    Q: Is lint not an animal in the same way that Pluto is not a planet?


  • #924
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yes, lint is a planet.


    Q: What the hell am I doing, drinking in LA, at 26?


  • #925
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Having fun I hope.

    Q: Could you do with some help in the fun department?


  • #926
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A:yes.

    Q: How will you provide this fun?


  • #927
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: In an enthusiatic manner!

    Q: Not the answer you were looking for?


  • #928
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A: Hints at perversion!


    Q: are you a sheep?


  • #929
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Nope. It is only a picture, you see. Make believe.

    Q: Do you do naughty things to sheep?


  • #930
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Only when I am thinking about Jack B. Badd


    Q:Why are you getting aroused at the thought? Filthy!


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  • #931
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: I can't help it! It's the way I'm made.

    Q: Don't you just love the way that word rolls off the tongue? Arousal I mean.


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