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  • #422
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, but that bald guy on the guinness ad knows how to get there. :D

    Q: Do you watch the news?


  • #423
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) All the time!!! I'm a news junky...

    Q) Did you ever blow your nose in a frozen chicken?


  • #424
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, but I did once in a cooked chicken. :rolleyes:

    Q: Is Martin King (TV3 weatherman) an idiot/geatest thing since sliced bread?


  • #425
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) Idiot

    Q) Why does a dog lick his balls?


  • #426
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Because he can. :D

    Q: Worst animal to have as a pet?


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  • #427
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: cos he can

    Q: would you if you could?


  • #428
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Actually, a dog licks 'em cos he knows he'll be lickin' your face later :D

    A) No. Mine are rotten...

    Q) Was Julius Caesar an opportunist or a great stratagist?


  • #429
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Not sure, but he looked great in a Toga!

    Q. Ever see the movie The Weather Man?


  • #430
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: No, but it did look quite amusing, what with the bow & arrow, etc...

    Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?


  • #431
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) Wyoming

    Q) Have you read 'Lonesome Dove'?


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  • #432
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Nope, Any good?

    Q. What music is in your stereo right now?


  • #433
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) The Dead Kennedys... Holiday in Cambodia.

    Q) What do you think the best Clash album is?


  • #434
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Train in Vain

    Q: Why do my nipples show if I tuck in this shirt?
    Should I wear it to work?


  • #435
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: i don't know, London Calling

    Q: Does anyone else hate bananas & mushrooms


  • #436
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Train in Vain

    Q: Why do my nipples show if I tuck in this shirt?
    Should I wear it to work?

    A) Yeah!!!!

    Q) Does my bum look too big in these combats?


  • #437
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. yes. Take them off.

    Q why to I have to go to work?


  • #438
    Deer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Deer


    A) Because life's a heap of ****

    Q) What job should I look for now that I'll be finished this job on Friday?


  • #439
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: private eye....

    Q: what will I get for lunch?


  • #440
    Deer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Deer


    That's a great idea actually!

    A) You can lick some baileys icecream off me for lunch

    Q) Do you like Baileys Icecream?


  • #441
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) No...

    Q) Can I watch?


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  • #442
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: only for a small fee

    Q: what type of touching is classed as inappropriate?


  • #443
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. The kind you don't want basically! :p

    Q. How much is the small fee? ;)


  • #444
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. €5

    Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?


  • #445
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: a lot

    Q: how much oil could a gumboil boil?


  • #446
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: 872 litres

    Q: who framed roger rabbit?


  • #447
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. This guy judge_doom.jpg

    Q. Where's my head at?


  • #448
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. On your shoulders I hope

    Q. What should I do for the rest of the day?


  • #449
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: eat my ass with a spoon

    Q: what makes ice-cream


  • #450
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Ice and Cream

    Q. With a spoon you say?


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  • #451
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: indeed the curvative of the spoon is much more pleasurable than a knife or fork, say, a ladle would also suffice

    Q: how much is that doggie in the window??


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