Q & A Thread

Lust4Life

That's a tough call! Maybe both! (drinking first!)


Q: If you could be anything in the whole world what would you be?

Deer

Susan Sarandon's character in Alfie. A ****e film but that character had the right idea. Of course ask me this question tomorrow and you'd get a different answer!

Q: What compels you to stalk?

Lust4Life

A. as with most things in life, I just stumbled acrosst it and found I am quite good at it! (perhaps too good in some instances!). And being a firm believer that if you have a talent you ought to use it, I simply must!



Q: So how many hot men do you think we can stalk on a regular basis?

Deer

Now that depends. Do we keep it to the Cuckoo's nest or can we pick them up from other forums? I'm going to try and pick up about seven by the end of the week. Apparently I have anti now and some other filthy dude from Galway.


How many do you think your limit will be?

Lust4Life

Oh, I don't know. I guess it depends on how much free time you have.
And you can always PM them and let them know you've simply chosen to stalk them. Me? 4 1/2 is way plenty. I don't want any of them to feel neglected after all!

Q: anyone you'd LIKE to stalk who hasn't shown up to ask yet?

spacecoyote

A: Possibly me???

Q: Did you all miss me?

Lust4Life

SPACECOYOTE!!!!!
Yes, we've all missed you terribly!!!
/ Gives BIG hugs and kisses!


Q: Where have you BEEN?????

spacecoyote

A: High in the himalayas, learning the fine art of tantric yogic sexification and every technique in the Kama Sutra (i can go for days at a time now)

Q: Do only women get to be stalkers in TCN

takola

A. No

Q. Who you planning on stalking?

Lust4Life

A. Baby, you can stalk me ANYTIME!
And mormons are big on the fine art of tantric yogic sexification and every technique in the Kama Sutra so we'll fit right in when we get to Utah!


Q: You and a friend are at a party. Your friend is MUCH better looking than you and is getting all the attention. Later, your friend uses the bathroom and unknowingly comes out with toilet paper hanging out the back of their pants and looks comical! Do you tell them?

Deer

After about ten minutes.... with a smirk

This tantric thing btw is getting me slightly aroused.

Would you be tired after five hours of tantric sex?

Anti

A. Not in the slightest i would imagine, as you are in a " higher place "

Q. Anyone for pi3 ?

takola

A. No Idea what that means!

Q. Favourite planet?

Kojak

A: Neptune - I hear its good this time of year.

Q: Country you'd like to visit most, but haven't do so yet.

takola

A. China or India.

Q. You?

Kojak

A: Iraq or Afganastain.

Q: Best person on Television?

Anti

Jonathan ross

Most arkward sexualy compromising positision you have been caught in ?

Dirk Gently

A. Me ma once walked in on me and my then G/F when I was 18. We were in bed "watching a film" but I forgot to lock the door and my ma came in with cups of tea for me and her. She just left them on the floor and didn't say anything. I stayed where I was (under the covers) and didn't say anything either. My g/f's head was out of the covers and she had to smile at her and try not to look embarrassed. I got off lightly, they made eye contact and had an awkward silence, I just stayed under the covers and waited for the door to close again.

Q. what does Jules taste like?

Lust4Life

A Watermelon and wine. (well, I'm guessing, of course!)

Q: Why are you so captivating?

Dirk Gently

A. Because I'm made from only the finest free range ingredients, hand picked and mixed together on the same day.

Q. where’s the rest of yore little team of lusty ladies.

Lust4Life

A. all tucked in bed, I imagine. That young Ante really gave us a workout today! had to break out the bag of toys for him!

Q: so how where'd you come up with those UM pics? they are awesome!

Dirk Gently

A. just done a google for a few elvis lookalikes and other elvis related pics and photoshopped "UM" onto the chest. Will get started on the next installment of unhygeinic man over the next few days and stick it up on the um page.

Q. why do I stay up so late

Lust4Life

A. I'd have to PM that answer to you.


Q: What music are you listening to right now? (Me, I'm in a Willie Nelson Mood)

Dirk Gently

A. song on right now is national express by divine comedy. songs before it where ace of spades by motorhead and fiesta by the pogues. The gypsi kings are up next with the song from desperado (thats what I have it named as cos I can't remember the name of it) and then up after that is gypsi kings again with tango flamenco.

Q. think of a get rich scheme for the handsome clown

Lust4Life

a. Well, Love, Gimme Lotto numbers and if I win I will split it with you.
Will even personally hand deliver it to you!

Q: why aren't I sleeping? I really ought to be!

Matt Holck

I slept all day
waiting


What kind of camera do you own?

Lust4Life

A. A broken one!;)


Q. Why won't someone tell me to go to bed?

Dirk Gently

A. because I can't go with you.

Q. Why wont someone tell me to go to bed

Caryatnid

Because you're too old for that.

Do you agree Jeremy Kyle is an arsehole?

spacecoyote

A: Jeremy Kyle ftw, he kicks trisha's a$$

Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?