Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: No, but that bald guy on the guinness ad knows how to get there.

Q: Do you watch the news?

boneless

A) All the time!!! I'm a news junky...

Q) Did you ever blow your nose in a frozen chicken?

Kojak

A: No, but I did once in a cooked chicken. :rolleyes:

Q: Is Martin King (TV3 weatherman) an idiot/geatest thing since sliced bread?

boneless

A) Idiot

Q) Why does a dog lick his balls?

Kojak

A: Because he can.

Q: Worst animal to have as a pet?

spacecoyote

A: cos he can

Q: would you if you could?

boneless

Actually, a dog licks 'em cos he knows he'll be lickin' your face later

A) No. Mine are rotten...

Q) Was Julius Caesar an opportunist or a great stratagist?

Lust4Life

A. Not sure, but he looked great in a Toga!

Q. Ever see the movie The Weather Man?

spacecoyote

A: No, but it did look quite amusing, what with the bow & arrow, etc...

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

boneless

A) Wyoming

Q) Have you read 'Lonesome Dove'?

takola

A. Nope, Any good?

Q. What music is in your stereo right now?

boneless

A) The Dead Kennedys... Holiday in Cambodia.

Q) What do you think the best Clash album is?

Lust4Life

Train in Vain

Q: Why do my nipples show if I tuck in this shirt?
Should I wear it to work?

spacecoyote

A: i don't know, London Calling

Q: Does anyone else hate bananas & mushrooms

boneless

Lust4Life wrote:

Train in Vain

Q: Why do my nipples show if I tuck in this shirt?
Should I wear it to work?

A) Yeah!!!!

Q) Does my bum look too big in these combats?

Lust4Life

A. yes. Take them off.

Q why to I have to go to work?

Deer

A) Because life's a heap of ****

Q) What job should I look for now that I'll be finished this job on Friday?

smash

A: private eye....

Q: what will I get for lunch?

Deer

That's a great idea actually!

A) You can lick some baileys icecream off me for lunch

Q) Do you like Baileys Icecream?

boneless

A) No...

Q) Can I watch?

spacecoyote

A: only for a small fee

Q: what type of touching is classed as inappropriate?

takola

A. The kind you don't want basically!

Q. How much is the small fee?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. €5

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

smash

A: a lot

Q: how much oil could a gumboil boil?

spacecoyote

A: 872 litres

Q: who framed roger rabbit?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. This guy

Q. Where's my head at?

takola

A. On your shoulders I hope

Q. What should I do for the rest of the day?

spacecoyote

A: eat my ass with a spoon

Q: what makes ice-cream

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Ice and Cream

Q. With a spoon you say?

spacecoyote

A: indeed the curvative of the spoon is much more pleasurable than a knife or fork, say, a ladle would also suffice

Q: how much is that doggie in the window??