Q & A Thread

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Woof woof.

Q. How much is too much?

boneless

A) About that much.

Q) Is Eric Hobsbawm the greatest living historian and jazz critic?

takola

A. I have no idea

Q. Isn't harry potter amazing?

spacecoyote

A: magical, you might say :rolleyes:

Q: whats cooler, a wizard or a warlock?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. They're both equally gay.

Q. Whats cooler ice or a penguins arse?

Anti

A. Penguins

Q. what is the 42 element on the periodic table ?

spacecoyote

A: Molybdenum

Q: what lies at the end of a rainbow?

takola

A. A pot of gold

Q. Where are ye coming up with these questions?

spacecoyote

A: through our porpoise-random-word-selector device

Q: what do clouds taste like?

boneless

A) Fluffy chicken.

Q) Can a cloud kill you if it falls on you?

takola

A. I doubt it

Q. You'd make grannys pee themselves.. Isn't that it spaceman?

spacecoyote

A: i think you'll find its the equivalent of verbal masturbation for them

Q: is takola a poor stalker, given she spends most of the time in TCN insulting me???

takola

A. No but I'm not gonna get up your ass either!

Q. You love me really don't you?

spacecoyote

A: i'll love you as long as you promise a life of servitude as well as never trying to get up my ass, I will be the one getting up in asses, not the receiver!!!!

Q: What is love? (baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)

smash

A: It's something made up by chicks so they don't feel like sluts for shagging people.... they're making love!

Q: WTF?

takola

A. I know!

Q. How could spaceman not know what a Smurf is? :eek:

spacecoyote

A: cos takola can't spell :P

Q: whats the best curse?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. ********

Q. How come?

smash

A: just cos!

Q: Is the girl smurf a whore? do they all get a go?

spacecoyote

A: ask takola she is a female smurf i gather?

Q: when is a bad time to point out irony?

takola

A. Any time! And no I am not a whore smurf!

Q. Do you like being stroked?

spacecoyote

A: hell yeah, who doesn't????

Q: as above^

Deer

Oooooooooohh yeah - I like a good stroking

Is the salt in the dead sea renewable?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. It depends what you mean by stroking

Q. Explain what you mean by stroking...

Jules

A gentle caress or other touching movement, eg when patting a dog, etc.

Q would you like a stroke?

Kojak

A: No, I hear they can kill you.

Q: Best thread on TCN?

takola

A. Post after thread methinks

Q. Favourite boardsie?

Kojak

A: Don't have one.

Q: Most unusual poster?

takola

A. You!

Q. Most annoying boardsie

Kojak

A: You (I'm only messing). No one really, tbh.

Q: Why is an overweight person minister for health, wouldn't that be a contradiction?