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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6362
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh oh oh i know this one!! Its me!! Right? Right?!!! :D


  • #6363
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No.


  • #6364
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    who sh1t in your cornflakes this morning!


  • #6365
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tar did.

    You think you've housetrained a pet, but then they go and do that one you.

    /me shakes head sadly


  • #6366
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    that Tar, s/he just gets everywhere!


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  • #6367
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    jules80 wrote:
    who sh1t in your cornflakes this morning!
    mmmm


  • #6368
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    No.


    I get that a lot.


  • #6369
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me gropes BEAT

    Better?


  • #6370
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh sarky your so sweet and caring!


  • #6371
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    /me gropes BEAT

    Better?


    howd you know my special spot?
    you always know how to make me better.....:D


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  • #6372
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Page 2?

    You gits.

    /me twists everyone's nipples


  • #6373
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    oach

    that's the sort of thing that makes me want to pull the plug


  • #6374
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Everybodys?!!

    Surely it would be quicker to make a nipple twisting machine that would mass twist for you?


  • #6375
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I can't get the funding. They called it "unethical" :(


  • #6376
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    pff they caled the atom bomb unethical too..!


  • #6377
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    tba wrote:
    Everybodys?!!

    Surely it would be quicker to make a nipple twisting machine that would mass twist for you?

    Your thinking too small, you need to remove the nipples first.

    We should start with Sarky first.


  • #6378
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    prepares nipple removing needle


  • #6379
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My nipples shall go unstolen!!!

    /me takes to the skies in a balloon


  • #6380
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    /me pops dirigible


  • #6381
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    with the nipple removing needle


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  • #6382
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If I was the type of person able to remember http links, This post would consist of that giant smiley that vomits forth an endless stream of :rolley eyes: ones.


  • #6383
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Sarky wrote:
    If I was the type of person able to remember http links, This post would consist of that giant smiley that vomits forth an endless stream of :rolley eyes: ones.

    So............you dont mind me taking your nipples then?


  • #6384
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fine! TAKE my damn nipples! What do I care? While you're at it, why not take my penis and that little area on the small of my...

    Er...


  • #6385
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /wonders about nipples

    funny yokes.


  • #6386
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    /wanders around with 2 spare nipples to sell and a bloody nipple removing needle


  • #6387
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    are they pink or brown though?


  • #6388
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Red and sticky right now.


  • #6389
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Hairy?


  • #6390
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    /whips out measuring tape

    5 inches, my god whats his pubic hair like?


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  • #6391
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Platted... Or, em... so FadeToGrey has said in a previous post!


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