Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 16-08-2006 10:06PM

Pardon me? I'll have you know my hair has been thinning since I was 13. Testosterone sloshing out of my ears. This affects my balance, and may often be misconstrued as wobbling about after having too much to drink. Which, being the manly stud I am, is impossible.

Now where did I put my Cookie Monster teddy..?

Jules · 16-08-2006 10:19PM

manly stud... hum... sure ok yeah!

:rolleyes:

tSubh Dearg · 16-08-2006 10:21PM

jules80 wrote:

your not gonna see much from the male posters in here, ive said it before and ill say it again, they have about enough testosterone between them to fill probably one testicle!!

But you see, that's what makes them perfect eunuch material. I was merely sizing up which castration knife I would have to use.

But not on Sarky...mmmmm Testosterone central that one!

oh and Talliesin too I suppose

Jules · 16-08-2006 10:52PM

dont think it would require even a knife probably more along the lines of a sewing pin or something! and yes sarky the last great vestibule of testosterone... cant comment on talliesin, but will take your word for it!

Sarky · 16-08-2006 10:54PM

Compared to the mighty Talliesin, I am but a particularly girly Tar.Aldarion

Jules · 16-08-2006 11:00PM

so that would make you 10 times more manly than the original!

im being really mean to him/her this week!

Adam · 17-08-2006 04:02AM

Sarky wrote:

Compared to the mighty Talliesin, I am but a particularly girly Tar.Aldarion

Particularly? Could it get any worse? I, amoung many others I believe, was sure Tar was a chick.

And hot too...

At least I was half right... >_>

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:09AM

just a very butch girlie girl!

tSubh Dearg · 17-08-2006 10:11AM

Sarky wrote:

Compared to the mighty Talliesin, I am but a particularly girly Tar.Aldarion

Mmmm, yes he is so very manly! *swoons*

Shabadu · 17-08-2006 10:31AM

Talliesin?! Please, I regularly have to indimate him to rein in his continual attempts to top tSubh in my living room. BOLD TALLIESIN! EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!

Rhyme · 17-08-2006 10:33AM

jules80 wrote:

your not gonna see much from the male posters in here, ive said it before and ill say it again, they have about enough testosterone between them to fill probably one testicle!!

Ill fill you with testosterone...

HHHRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Talliesin · 17-08-2006 11:23AM

Shabadu wrote:

Talliesin?! Please, I regularly have to indimate him

Hah! No-one with as feeble a spanking technique could intimidate me.

Shabadu wrote:

to rein in his continual attempts to top tSubh in my living room.

You succeed in no such thing, though I do make my topping more subtle, out of politeness.

Shabadu wrote:

BOLD TALLIESIN! EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!

Make me!

Shabadu · 17-08-2006 01:05PM

1) In my defense, I was waaaaaaaaaay too drunk to be attempting any sort of spanking.
Besides, it's *not nice* doing it on your denim covered boney arse without an implement.

2) 'Subtle'? Waiting till I'm facing the cooker before doing it != subtle.

3) Best behaviour tonight. My uncles demand polite broccoli eating dinner company.

Jules · 17-08-2006 01:12PM

Rhyme wrote:

Ill fill you with testosterone...

HHHRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

now there is an offer!!!

Talliesin · 17-08-2006 03:24PM

Shabadu wrote:

1) In my defense, I was waaaaaaaaaay too drunk to be attempting any sort of spanking.
Besides, it's *not nice* doing it on your denim covered boney arse without an implement.

Clearly there's only one way to settle this - a spanking competition is called for.

Shabadu wrote:

2) 'Subtle'? Waiting till I'm facing the cooker before doing it != subtle.

No, but what I'd do when you weren't facing the cooker was subtle (what I did when you left the room wasn't in the slightest though).

Shabadu wrote:

3) Best behaviour tonight. My uncles demand polite broccoli eating dinner company.

Okay, clearly the spanking competition will have to wait for another night.

BEAT · 17-08-2006 03:34PM

me spreads some Jammie on Shabadu and takes a big bite...

Nevyn · 17-08-2006 03:35PM

Talliesin wrote:

Hah! No-one with as feeble a spanking technique could intimidate me.

Make me!

Shabbers if you need me to come and squash Tallie and sit on him and make him eat his brocilli just give me a ring.

BEAT · 17-08-2006 03:44PM

Thaedydal wrote:

Shabbers if you need me to come and squash Tallie and sit on him and make him eat his brocilli just give me a ring.

who's ring would you like?

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:00PM

Mods and Admin Everywhere..... RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!

Adam · 17-08-2006 05:03PM

/runs

Nevyn · 17-08-2006 05:15PM

/me trips fade_to-grey up and sits on him and pets his hair.

" and I will love and mind him and call him george"

Adam · 17-08-2006 05:21PM

I always end up being someone's bitch!

At least keep me in a cage so Tar cant rape me no more?!

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:23PM

runs off to try and find others to rescue fade for the clutches of thaedydal.. screaming the mods are coming the mods are coming!!!

Adam · 17-08-2006 05:24PM

/whimpers from cage

im thirsty...

/rattles cage with metal cup

Nevyn · 17-08-2006 05:28PM

/me turns a fire hose on fades_to_grey

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:34PM

Don't worry fade help is on the way.....

thats if ya want help... locked in a cage and being used as theadydal bitch... i can think of several boardsies who wouldnt mind being in that position!

Adam · 17-08-2006 05:39PM

Oh we haven't discussed positions yet. But the cage has its charm. Some drapes here, bit of carpet for sleeping on there, I could really start to like the place. Plus its rent free.

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:53PM

ah the perks of the job.. you got a studded leather collar yet?

Adam · 17-08-2006 06:03PM

Alas no

Jules · 17-08-2006 07:22PM

im sure she will and soon, cuz who's her favourite bitch!!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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