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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Including yore ma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    ;_;

    Everyone except yore ma is banned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,027 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Tiddles!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ice ice baby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    ice ice baby.
    The parachute pants are out of order but I can get some extra small speedos in argos for only 5 euros.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Don't be sad Shabbers, you can have some co-co-nut :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    not banned
    just not significant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    The exuberance is insubstantial.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Exuberance of whom, may I ask?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    ALL!!!!

    Possibly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    so cold
    so lonely


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    so pretentious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    can't you see my pulmonary punctures

    I don't expect you to understand

    just kiss me one last time
    I won't look past the wax sealed the cracks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I don't do guy love...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Ah it is but
    an allusion
    our shadows crossed by light poles spaced along the avenue
    like soldiers matching off to war


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
    All the kings horses
    And all the kings men,
    Couldn't put Humpty together again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    he has no joy
    to call is own
    except the pain upon his thrown
    searching for a donut toy
    for his hermeriod won't leave him alone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ...Sarky? tSubh? tba?? Anybody??!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Matt, you're a f*cking lousy poet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh Sarky, my knight in shining armour

    *swoons*

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    pulling at my mangy hair
    eating lice I pick from there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Thats pretty gross... don't do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Matt Holck wrote:
    pulling at my mangy hair
    eating lice I pick from there
    Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the internet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me kicks matt in the fork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    I am the walrus you know. Really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    So Glad wrote:
    I am the walrus you know. Really.


    Well I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    It's not like I dropped bombs on cowards hiding amoung the innocent


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    I disagree, I think chocolate a crisps are a good combination for mental and physical health. Getting back to the point, I am still a walrus.


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