Q&A with the Gnome

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Dont you hate pants?

Who doesn't? Or perhaps more importantly who shouldn't?

No, a nice cosy onesie will suffice. (Preferrably Humus Brown or Lichen Green)

Deleted User wrote:

What does a gnome find sexually attractive?

I believe a well known Gnomish saying will answer this one.

"A hole's a hole and the hole's the goal."

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Iv'e heard that gnomes have gnobs that look like walnuts... Is this true??

I'm afraid not. You appear to be confusing Gnomes with Gnolls. The sexual organs of a gnome are remarkably similar to those of a Human which, of course, is delightful.

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

When was the first time nothing happened?

It was a bright Tuesday morning and a mild breeze was coming in off the coast. I was standing there and all of a sudden nothing just seem to happen. It was as simple at that. I later returned to enjoy a breakfast of boiled egg and lightly buttered toast.

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

But a breeze happened...? Isnt a breeze some thing?

You misunderstand. Events occured as described until nothing happened. Nothing ceased happening and normality then resumed.

monkeyfudge wrote:

Is the 'G' actually silent? Because I enjoy pronouncing it.

The beauty of the 'G' in the word 'Gnome' is in its flexibily. Among the numerous pronunciations are Gnome, Gnome and of course Gnome.

clown bag wrote:

greetings wise Gnome,

my question is....why do bad things happen to good people?

And salutations to you my good Clownbag. I must admit you name amuses me each and everytime I see it. Mmm, yes.

Bad things things happen to good people for the very same reason that good things happen to bad people. It's basically because millions of years ago the ancestors of the Weasel made a vile pact with the forefathers of the Starling. From this pact comes all things ill, odd and unexplained.