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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5672
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    There is no other kind, erections are used to symbolise perfection in all its forms.*

    *Do not go to google and enter 'kids in sandbox' and hit I'm feeling lucky.
    I warned you erectioniers!


  • #5673
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    What sort of deranged and depraved human being would do that anyway?

    EDIT: Just realised the broacher of such an abhorrent idea is Tar. My mistake.


  • #5674
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Why. Why did I do that.

    Thank Christ I've got the window opened BEHIND this one, and that I have earphones plugged in so that the rest of UCD is spared.

    With the sound effects I'm almost scared to look.


  • #5675
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    I'll have a Q, please, Bob.


  • #5676
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Tis funny to read the earlier shtuff on this thread.

    Take this little gem for example.


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  • #5677
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    funky penguin wrote:
    Tis funny to read the earlier shtuff on this thread.

    Take this little gem for example.
    Oh man.


  • #5678
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    /me breaks into a spontaneous ovation

    Two from the top and any other four, please, Carol.


  • #5679
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    singingstranger wrote:
    /me breaks into a spontaneous ovation

    /me breaks into a spontaneous ovulation


  • #5680
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me breaks into a spontaneous ovulation
    /me breaks into a bank*




    * sperm bank


  • #5681
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me breaks for the border


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  • #5682
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    See you in Mehico, cabron.


  • #5683
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Ixnay on the Hombre, por favor


  • #5684
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /makes daisy chains for all.


  • #5685
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!






    heh...


  • #5686
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Little flags for the others!


  • #5687
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Do these flags promote our shenniganninnnsigs, and more importantly, are they made from asbestos - preferably by little children in sweatshops?


  • #5688
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    funky penguin wrote:
    Do these flags promote our shenniganninnnsigs, and more importantly, are they made from asbestos - preferably of little children in sweatshops?

    Edited 'cause it's cool.


  • #5689
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    £12,000 - deal or no deal?


  • #5690
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Can't i just rub my crotch in the other contestants face instead?


  • #5691
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Only if I get to be one of those contestants!


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  • #5692
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    /me watches through bleary eyes


  • #5693
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Aw, poor inferior eyeballs. :(

    /me gouges out Rhyme's eyes and replaces them with INDESTRUCTIBLE LASER-SHOOTING EYES


  • #5694
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    In our Top Story: Sarky to be sued by Marvel Comics for using the idea of X-Men's Cyclops character to create new eyeballs for Rhyme. When asked for comment, Sarky cackled manically and vowed to destroy the most famous and successful Comics franchise, using his new-found mysterious magnet-like powers.


  • #5695
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    That would be his power of animal magnetism?


  • #5696
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Animal Magnesium!?!!


  • #5697
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Manimal Agnosticism?!!?!


  • #5698
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Cannibal Masochism?!!??!?


  • #5699
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Mandible TerrorChasm??!?!?!?


  • #5700
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    /makes daisy chains for all.


    I betchooo don't even know how...*squinty eyes* Dooya?


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  • #5701
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Oh it's ON...



    /aside: A tenner says Roz will kick Tar's ass. Any takers?


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