Sarky, In my orifice please.

homah_7ft

I will just tie up this rope so I can hit you with a knot in the face.

BlueSpiral

*pours some tea for Homah*

Zo, I hear you have ze problem with you anger managment?

How waz your childhood?

Zeb, get ze straight jacket

Tar.Aldarion

Zebra.

homah_7ft

Zebras try to confuse us with their strange stripes. Perhaps they are evil.

Tar.Aldarion

I think I hear one galloping past outside, near the stables.

arbeitsscheuer

*Whinney*
or
*Neigh*

Or whatever the f**k noise Zebras make, f**k it...

Tar.Aldarion

they say zeb-ra, pokemon style.

arbeitsscheuer

lollers...

So then you'd just say "Tar-a" if you were a pokemon?

*Zeb-ra*

Tar.Aldarion

Tar! Tar! A! Tar!

*water cannon*

Shabadu

Do you know what's the most fun? Reading the last post in this thread out of context, then scrolling back up to find the sense.

*quick attack*

KnifeWRENCH

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

/Me eats Square_igloo.

i reecommend with plum sauce...
so was that post a really horrible,vicious attack designed to make me run away and cry and never,EVER come back to this thread full of mean people who hate me........or were you just hungry?

zebras..............whoa!!!im in way over my head here......

tSubh Dearg

square_igloo wrote:

so was that post a really horrible,vicious attack designed to make me run away and cry and never,EVER come back to this thread full of mean people who hate me........or were you just hungry?

Hmmm I think it was a little bit of column B and little bit of column A but who can really say? Certainly not the zebras, they just go neigh!

homah_7ft

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Hmmm I think it was a little bit of column B and little bit of column A but who can really say? Certainly not the zebras, they just go neigh!

Until the Zebras eat you. Then they can talk alright but it's mostly self indulgent claptrap.

Rozabeez

"Sarky, in my orifice please"

funky penguin

Have a seat, Sarky.

Drink?

I saw an ostrich once. It tried to hump me. I was very offended

funky penguin

You lucky man you. I have to make do with antelope. They have the sex drive of a lada.

Shabadu

Funky!

Rozabeez

Penguin!

Shabadu

Exclamation!

Rozabeez

Mark!

arbeitsscheuer

Expostulation!

funky penguin

So whats changed in my absence? The more depraved the details the better.

In fact, lets just make up depraved stories!

Sarky

We declared you Belle Of The Ball.

But Talliesin got jealous and challenged you to a duel involving flaming sex toys.

Then Shabadu ululated, and all was well.

Sarky

Anyway, where were we?

Oh yes...

Nick? Is that you?

funky penguin

Wha.....? No.....

I'm his evil twin brother, Dick!

Sarky

Flurgh ub tbh.

funky penguin

Zut alors!

tba

did you win?

Tar.Aldarion

*quick attack*