Sarky, In my orifice please.

Adam

Sarky wrote:

You can't rub a cough.

Unless it's one of those *really* unpleasant coughs with personality.

That cough's got balls like Bengali tigers...

tSubh Dearg

fade_to_grey wrote:

That cough's got balls like Bengali tigers...

Approach it with caution then.

arbeitsscheuer

Take it out with a can of mace.

singingstranger

Take it out to a fancy restaurant.

Rhyme

Crépe du jour?

Shabadu

Crème du Joop?

singingstranger

Creme du j00.

Adam

arbeitsscheuer

I know, I didn't get that one either.

Sarky

*sigh*

Semen.

Singingstranger is talking about semen. You know, the stuff that comes out of your penis when you think of YORE MA.

arbeitsscheuer

Sorry, just to clarify: When I say "I don't get it", what I really mean is "I don't find it funny". It's so as to avoid hurting the feelings of the maker of teh funneh.

Not that you'd know anything about feelings Sarky, you Insensitive Buffoon!!!

Sarky

Hey, I know plenty about other peoples' feelings. I just don't really care.. You scruffy bounder. Yes, that's right.

Chad ghostal

Sarky's far too hot to think oF the feelings of mere mortals..//
it's against the laws of nature for super-important people to think about the less than not-important people (i.e. anyone who doesn't know they're the best thing evar).. if he doesn't not think of us, then there'll be someone thinking about us, which means they won't not be thinking about us, this will cause djiekstra's 'think spiral', slowly degrading the thought process of everyone over the age of 9 to the level of a first year college student and in the end we'll be thunk about t'ill all the non-thinkers think they're us and want to be like us, and then we become famous and rich with unthinkable pleasures being thrown our way, and us unable to cope with it all ... and let's face it.. noone wants to be rich famous..



[/waffles] anyone?

po0k

Adam

She's hot.

fade_to_grey

fade_to_grey wrote:

She's hot.

The cat or the girl? :eek:

BlueSpiral

The girl. The cat don't have no boobies.

arbeitsscheuer

Yeah, but then cats have, like, 4 nipples.

Doesn't that, like, even it out?

Adam

BlueSpiral wrote:

The girl. The cat don't have no boobies.

Interesting point of view there from the female perspective...

Adam

SebtheBum wrote:

Yeah, but then cats have, like, 4 nipples.

Doesn't that, like, even it out?

And on that note, no.

It just doubles your task load, and I don't know about you but I've only got two hands......

Rhyme

Alternate?

Matthewthebig

/touches Rhyme

Adam

Well I personally would work some permutations and combinations right there...

Step 1: Work nipples 1 + 2
Step 2: Work nipples 3 + 4
Step 3: Work nipples 1 + 3
Step 4: Work nipples 2 + 4
Step 5: Work nipples 1 + 4
Step 6: Work nipples 2 + 3
Step 7: Go back to step one until enough milk has been produced.

Rhyme

With alternation?

I could go for that...

tSubh Dearg

SebtheBum wrote:

Yeah, but then cats have, like, 4 nipples.

Doesn't that, like, even it out?

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't cats have in fact 6 nipples??

BlueSpiral

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't cats have in fact 6 nipples??

Wow, I finally found the super animal. Now I can feed the world cat milk 1 and a half times the speed of a minature cow can. Muahahaha!

*bows to fade_to_grey* I think I know the hotness of boobies.:)

Adam

BlueSpiral wrote:

Wow, I finally found the super animal. Now I can feed the world cat milk 1 and a half times the speed of a minature cow can. Muahahaha!

*bows to fade_to_grey* I think I know the hotness of boobies.:)

Well I think I love you.

arbeitsscheuer

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't cats have in fact 6 nipples??

Hence why I said "like". 6 is kinda like 4. If you think about it. Preferably when drunk. Which I was at the time.

Sod this, I'm off to find a pub.

BlueSpiral

SebtheBum wrote:

Hence why I said "like". 6 is kinda like 4. If you think about it. Preferably when drunk. Which I was at the time.

Sod this, I'm off to find a pub.

Those things are pretty damn rare in Ireland, good luck find one.

F_T_G - Hmmm how unexpected. Love you too sweetie, now go make sure the dinner isn't burning.

arbeitsscheuer

Wow, she got her claws into him pretty darn quick-smart didn't she?!

Impressive.