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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    baraca wrote:
    I'd tell you, but i'd probably have to take you out for a drink soon afterwards..

    My good sir/madam, are you propositioning me??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That was quite possibly the single worst cut'n'paste job I have EVER seen. You're a pathetic failure, baraca.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    You like a good boggling, don't you?!

    /me raises eyebrow
    Oh I love a good boggling. Making words out of all those random letters? It's a thrill a minute game!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    baraca wrote:
    I'd tell you, but i'd probably have to take you out for a drink soon afterwards..


    You do know he belongs to Tar, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    My good sir/madam, are you propositioning me??

    Yes my good man, it seems i am.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    psicic wrote:
    You do know he belongs to Tar, right?
    I think you'll find that it's Thaedydal who's keeping him in a cage actually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'll thrill you for a minute!!!!1!!eleven

    :cool::cool::cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    psicic wrote:
    You do know he belongs to Tar, right?

    He belongs to me, everything belongs to me. belongs belongs belongs belongs..say it a few times it sounds so utterly stupid after a while.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    baraca wrote:
    Yes my good man, it seems i am.
    ZOMG, a/s/l?!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I'll thrill you for a minute!!!!1!!eleven

    :cool::cool::cool:
    You're really not recommending yourself to me here. A minute long thrill is not something to boast about.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    I'll thrill you for a minute!!!!1!!eleven

    :cool::cool::cool:

    Make it two and we have a deal!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus Tittyf*cking Christ, have you lot all had humourectomies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    I think you'll find that it's Thaedydal who's keeping him in a cage actually.


    So Tar just brags about raping him more? Huh, you learn something new every day...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    baraca wrote:
    Make it two and we have a deal!
    Its on! Whoever is hotter, tSubh or baraca, gets not one but TWO! Thats right, TWO! minutes of hot, sweaty, unbridled sex, with me!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Sarky wrote:
    That was quite possibly the single worst cut'n'paste job I have EVER seen. You're a pathetic failure, baraca.

    Sarky i believe it's time you "fell" off your pedestal of greatness.

    /me pushes sarky from greatness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Lost my humour when you rejected us Sarky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Sarky wrote:
    Jesus Tittyf*cking Christ, have you lot all had humourectomies?

    No, I've just dragged everone to my level to spite Talliesin.

    I used drugs to do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Just to interject here (I'll go back to the whole threesome line of humour in a minute, or maybe not) but yeah, first psicic or whatever way they were mis-spelling psychic, and now this baraca person.

    What's the story? Did Humourless Anonymous have to cancel a meeting leaving its members with nothing to do but come here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Come fade you know you want me..

    freaky.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    baraca wrote:
    Come fade you know you want me..

    freaky.jpg
    Schfifty five!!!!!11 :eek:


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me cries for the former glory of the Orifice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Talliesin wrote:
    What's the story? Did Humourless Anonymous have to cancel a meeting leaving its members with nothing to do but come here?

    No your sense of humour came after leaving you and disrupted the meeting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me cries for the former glory of the Orifice
    /me sobs along with tSubh




    ....consolation sex?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Jeeze - reread my post - I'd bitch-slap myself if I ever ran into me. Whiney Bastard! *slap*

    Just had a threesome (used both hands) so I'm mellow enough to figure this thread is waaaay out of my league.

    /me waves bye-bye to Orifice Monkey and leaves.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me sobs along with tSubh




    ....consolation sex?
    Thanks for the offer but I have much bigger fish to fry. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thanks for the offer but I have much bigger fish to fry. :)
    I'll have you know my fish is huge! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Now now girl's, let's not fight!

    /me grabs popcorn, sits and waits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    psicic wrote:
    WE, by the way, aren't mis-spelling anything. Well, I'm not. It's an acronym, TALLIESIN! (Oh, irony, which may be lost on you).
    Ah no. I'd noticed it. You see what I was doing was... oh, never mind.
    psicic wrote:
    You can't ban me, just ignore me.
    Quite the opposite. I can't ignore you, I don't have anyone in my ignore list so that I won't miss if they say something I should ban them for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I'll have you know my fish is huge! :eek:
    It has to compete with my fish.

    You're gonna need a bigger boat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Talliesin wrote:
    It has to compete with my fish.

    You're gonna need a bigger boat.
    Nope, just a tank of oxygen and a rifle! :p


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