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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    <3 Jammy :)
    Aww you sure know how to make a girl feel special Chad

    /me blushes

    Seb, I've locked the other posters in the cupboards and their not allowed out until my demands are met.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me feels left out for being short

    I try to see the silver lining...but if there is one its too high up for me to see!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Aww you sure know how to make a girl feel special Chad

    /me blushes

    Seb, I've locked the other posters in the cupboards and their not allowed out until my demands are met.
    I will detail my demands later but for now, I must bribe a tall person to buy me a tall, cool, drink of something.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Yesss!!! the 5436th post! beat that bitches!

    /puts on legend cap and coolely (new word) walks away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    baraca, consider yourself as beaten as the orifice monkey.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I will detail my demands later but for now, I must bribe a tall person to buy me a tall, cool, drink of something.....
    you rang?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    There was a dig at my gf smewhere in there, she just, like, has some trouble sometimes. Like, don't be so mean..
    Battleships at dawn!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I got monkeys in me! ^_^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    More Madness please!
    Shhhhhhhh you'll wake the scary mean voices.


    kiiillllllllll Tar hisssssss killlllllll Tar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Buuuuurrrrrriiiiitooooos!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Chad, marry me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Chad, marry me.
    You harlot, I thought I was the only one for you!:mad:

    /weeps bitterly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /gives Seb sugar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /weeps less bitterly

    /gains weight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    AgaiN? Excllenté, I know a guy in meĥico who can get us a honeymoon on the moon, equiped with doughnuts, beer and anti-gravity chicken suits to get married in :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    kiiillllllllll Tar hisssssss killlllllll Tar


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    No! Marry me Chad! We can sail away to the moon in a flying Piggy mobile!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Moju wrote:
    You rang?
    Thanks for the drink Matt :) You are a handy tall man to have around.

    /me adds Matt to her minion list


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    pfft


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    pfft
    You're just jealous cause you don't have a flying Piggy mobile or a big tall minion like Matt!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    the worlds tallest me

    that's what i am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    No! Marry me Chad! We can sail away to the moon in a flying Piggy mobile!

    You want him to marry your what?! :eek:

    Is that prison slang for something...:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    the worlds tallest me

    that's what i am

    You might be the tallest you, but as far as I know, I'm the tallest me because there is only one me, and that's me!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Jeez! I think having watched some Invader Zim should be made a requirement for posting in this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Jeez! I think having watched some Invader Zim should be made a requirement for posting in this thread.

    Why, is it any good?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    psicic wrote:
    Why, is it any good?
    It's only the GREATEST CARTOON EVER!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    psicic wrote:
    Why, is it any good?
    IDIOTH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    It's only the GREATEST CARTOON EVER!!
    Em, I believe that's "Best Cartoon EVAR"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Must... Resist... Urge... For... Anime... Based... Reply... Tentacle... Rape... Jokes... Best... Left... In... Past...


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Well excuse me for caring about spelling and grammar.

    /me runs away crying


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