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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Really? I don't remember ANY of that...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote:
    Really? I don't remember ANY of that...
    Well you were, "very, very drunk"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    But alas, not drunk enough :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    \o/ Sex partys ahoy!
    /greases sleazey mustach and climbs into man size condom


    [edit]Surely Tar you can bring stewie! he's a deal breaker, we must have stewie1!!!![/edit]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Anyone ever put their shoe's on the wrong feet, then walk to the shop and back without ever realising?.. no? oh only me then.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Sarky wrote:
    Really? I don't remember ANY of that...

    That would be the Rohypnol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Talliesin wrote:
    But alas, not drunk enough :(

    Well, next time you'll know to buy me a few more drinks....


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    pff, way to break the flow of sexiness baraca. Back in the box with you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    This thread is like a feckin chat room tonight!

    Why don't we have lives?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    This thread is like a feckin chat room tonight!

    Why don't we have lives?

    I do, i just don't put it to much use..


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Well I don't know about you fade_to_grey but I certainly won't be going bed alone tonight...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    This thread is like a feckin chat room tonight!

    Why don't we have lives?
    This is the internet. I don't need a life, I have a hundred.

    BOOOM HEADSHOT.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Well I don't know about you fade_to_grey but I certainly won't be going bed alone tonight...
    /Me rapes Fade_to_grey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Neither will I!!

    /me strokes laptop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You can't have sex with a laptop.

    Well, you could, but it would be a freakishly, agonisingly painful experience.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    But there are women in it! I can see them!

    Laptop must be code for me. Stockholm syndrome it seems.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I dont, its just to entertain the girlfriend while I have my fun.

    :cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I dont, its just to entertain the girlfriend while I have my fun.

    :cool:
    Don't kid yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Well I don't know about you fade_to_grey but I certainly won't be going bed alone tonight...
    WHAT?

    Who are they?

    It's that Shabadu bitch, isn't it? I knew there was something up there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Oh. Wait.

    I see.

    Ah.

    Em. Sorry about that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I won't be sleeping alone, either. I have a skin condition to keep me company.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Don't kid yourself.
    Your just jealous cos you're not getting enough rape action these days :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Sarky, In my orifice please.
    Have a seat, Sarky.Drink?

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    Old 21-05-2005, 19:31 #2
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    Wha.....? No.....

    I'm his evil twin brother, Dick!
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    Dick!
    ha!! i love that word!
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    /me lingers around the photocopier outside pretending to be busy, while peeking through the window and "shush'ing" those around me to hear what's going on.
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    /me lingers around the photocopier outside pretending to be busy, while peeking through the window and "shush'ing" those around me to hear what's going on.
    Shít... did I post that? or just think it?
    Oh well... shhhh.
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    Old 22-05-2005, 11:26 #7
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    I have some fúcking hangover. Ugh.

    Flurgh ub tbh.
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    Old 22-05-2005, 11:27 #8
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    That's no hangover. After reading "In my orifice, please", I spent the night trying to climb into your right ear. It's rather warm in here. Are you thinking too hard?
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    That was you?!?1

    Wait till the steam starts coming out...thats when you know I've just read a pun...

    Everything is sooooo noisey!
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    O_o

    Thats my head your stomping on!

    But it could be a bee, so it be.
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    Old 22-05-2005, 11:47 #14
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    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.
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    *contemplates taking off the jacket of her trouser suit. Realises this would be deemed a sign of weakness.*
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    Quote:
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    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.

    *Switches*

    A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

    Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...
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    Old 22-05-2005, 12:14 #19
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    *sobs into her toasted sandwich*

    wow, isn't that cool...? yes it is, agree now.


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    I dont, its just to entertain the girlfriend while I have my fun.

    :cool:

    So which is your girlfriend, left or right hand?


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    Shít... did I post that? or just think it?
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    Flurgh ub tbh.
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    That's no hangover. After reading "In my orifice, please", I spent the night trying to climb into your right ear. It's rather warm in here. Are you thinking too hard?
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    *contemplates taking off the jacket of her trouser suit. Realises this would be deemed a sign of weakness.*
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    Old 22-05-2005, 12:04 #18
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by funky penguin
    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.

    *Switches*

    A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

    Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...
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    Old 22-05-2005, 12:14 #19
    Shabadu
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    *sobs into her toasted sandwich*

    wow, isn't that cool...? yes it is, agree now.
    How did you do that??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Please tell me i have earned the honour of longest post in this thread, it would mean so much to me. No seriously it would.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    psicic wrote:
    So which is your girlfriend, left or right hand?
    I'll have you know I'm perfectly satisfied*!





    *present tense


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me just boggles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    How did you do that??

    I'd tell you, but i'd probably have to take you out for a drink soon afterwards..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me just boggles
    You like a good boggling, don't you?!

    /me raises eyebrow


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