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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4772
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    which eye?


  • #4773
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    tba wrote:
    which eye?
    O.O


  • #4774
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    My most active eye, the all seeing eye.


  • #4775
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    If you kept it in your pants it would see less..


  • #4776
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    it can't be that eye, he said he was using his most active eye...

    And his pants-eye hasn't seen action since 'Nam.


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  • #4777
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    SebtheBum wrote:
    it can't be that eye, he said he was using his most active eye...

    wa wa wawawawawaaaa


  • #4778
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    SebtheBum wrote:
    it can't be that eye, he said he was using his most active eye...

    And his pants-eye hasn't seen action since 'Nam.
    Hey, it's active when I want it to be!
    /Me ungloves hand.
    tba wrote:
    If you kept it in your pants it would see less..
    That's what I said. The court threw my case out. :(


  • #4779
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    That's what I said. The court threw my case out. :(

    Your portable, sex crime brief-case you mean?

    Thats the one with the red leather inlay right?


  • #4780
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    >_>
    *Narrows eyes*
    What do you know?
    <_<


  • #4781
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    all...

    I know all.


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  • #4782
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You have a different all seeing eye than my one?
    Hax!


  • #4783
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    AAAAAH! I just realised that Tar's a Hosted Mod!!!

    Sic semper tyrannis...


  • #4784
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Auré Enteluvé! Lacho khalad, Drego morne!


  • #4785
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    SebtheBum wrote:
    AAAAAH! I just realised that Tar's a Hosted Mod!!!

    The admins only told him that to shut him up. :)


  • #4786
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    They have failed, they are now throwing adminship at me, what's a girl to do? :(


  • #4787
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sleep with one of them, break their heart, and watch them demote you out of spite?


  • #4788
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    The irony, Tar mod of spell czechs!


  • #4789
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    The ironing, tSubh out of jam!


  • #4790
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    My cats breath smells of cat breath...


  • #4791
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Go figure. The world's a confusing place.


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  • #4792
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    tba wrote:
    My cats breath smells of cat breath...
    My feet smell like foot...

    Does that make sense?


  • #4793
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Rhyme wrote:
    My feet smell like foot...

    Does that make sense?

    Is it a strong smell? :eek:


  • #4794
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Well it could be worse they could smell of your lover's arse, that is if you are into that type of things.


  • #4795
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    That's a disturbing insight into thaed's fetishes...


  • #4796
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Nope tis isn't, I have an intrest into all aspects of human sex and sexuality and
    apprently footing is the new fisting.
    People are werid.


  • #4797
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Nope tis isn't, I have an intrest into all aspects of human sex and sexuality and
    apprently footing is the new fisting.
    People are werid.
    Cut your toenails first though... a scratched can can't be good ;)


  • #4798
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Weirdo wrote:
    Wear me like a Slipper!

    Yep weird


  • #4799
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    The irony, Tar mod of spell czechs!
    I have infiltrated to the highest level.
    /Me runs around Spell Czech's lolling.


  • #4800
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /trips Tar

    /throws a jar of spelling bees at him

    HA HA! Who's lolling now?!?!


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  • #4801
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I think we need a speeling forum.


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