Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 16-02-2006 07:22PM

I miss the beard I'm going to lose in less than a month.

Nevyn · 16-02-2006 08:17PM

get yourself some kelp extract from a health food shop and some hair and nails portien pills from boots and it will be back in no time.

BEAT · 16-02-2006 11:46PM

Sarky wrote:

I miss the beard I'm going to lose in less than a month.

WHAT!

say it isnt so!

Sarky · 16-02-2006 11:49PM

Bloody hell, doesn't ANYONE read my blog? Oh.

Shabadu · 16-02-2006 11:51PM

It is being shaved off for the starving childer. Good cause!

BEAT · 16-02-2006 11:51PM

ehhh I see no mention of the beard leaving in ur blog???
I read it, really I did!

Shabadu · 16-02-2006 11:52PM

I read it fluffikins

BEAT · 16-02-2006 11:52PM

Shabadu wrote:

It is being shaved off for the starving childer. Good cause!

awwww that is sweet..that earns you megga babe points

Shabadu · 17-02-2006 12:00AM

BEAT wrote:

awwww that is sweet..that earns you megga babe points

I know- isn't he just the best?

arbeitsscheuer · 17-02-2006 12:11AM

HEY!!!
I said I was gonna shave my (ample) hairage off for Babies Born With Heart Defects 3 flippin months ago, and did I get any bloomin kudos points?!

Did I boll0cks!

Sarky, you shameless rip-off, band-wagoning, bastid, c*ntface, magillicuddy-reeking bugger.

/me sulks.

funky penguin · 17-02-2006 12:18AM

Me kudos seb good.

tba · 17-02-2006 12:20AM

FILTH

In an orifice of all places

arbeitsscheuer · 17-02-2006 12:23AM

tba don't pretend, we all know you love it.

Especially in an orifice.

BEAT · 17-02-2006 01:57AM

well, Sarkeh was a babe before the good deed tbh...
:v:

Sarky · 20-02-2006 02:48PM

SebtheBum wrote:

HEY!!!
I said I was gonna shave my (ample) hairage off for Babies Born With Heart Defects 3 flippin months ago, and did I get any bloomin kudos points?!

Did I boll0cks!

Sarky, you shameless rip-off, band-wagoning, bastid, c*ntface, magillicuddy-reeking bugger.

/me sulks.

The difference here is that you'll look better after a shave and a wash. My own social life will be crippled like a toddler playing chicken with a 10 tonne articulated lorry driven by a deranged Scotsman.

So who's making the REAL sacrifice here, Seb? Eh? Eh?

Matthewthebig · 20-02-2006 07:30PM

beep

BEAT · 20-02-2006 07:56PM

Matthewthebig · 22-02-2006 08:21PM

Sarky having just read about the beard

Fúck the Kids!

arbeitsscheuer · 22-02-2006 10:52PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

Sarky having just read about the beard

Fúck the Kids!

Eloquently put, as ever. But I concur!

I CONCUR, DAMMIT!:mad:

...phew...think I mighta gone a bit overboard there...

...

CONCUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarky · 22-02-2006 11:57PM

It's out of my hands at this stage.

However, it will now be set up as follows:

There will be two pots. One marked "Shave" and the other marked "Save". Both will include humorous photographs of me depicting "Shave" or "Save" with hand and face gestures.

Whichever pot has the most money in it at the end will dictate the future of my facial hair. There is hope that I will emerge unscathed. A very slim hope (particularly as the Flatearthsoc guys from Sligo would likely donate a grand to see me debearded, the f*ckers

), but hope nontheless.

Like I said, it's out of my hands. And into yours.

Now, this is Funky Penguin's orifice, dammit, make with the silleh.

So, sock-puppet porn, eh?

Talliesin · 23-02-2006 10:12AM

Sarky wrote:

So, sock-puppet porn, eh?

Heh? Wha?

*quickly turns off television, hides DVD cover*

Rhyme · 23-02-2006 10:15AM

NNnnnoooooo....

With inspiration from the above post i went looking for the paper clip porn, gone... ill post up the fridge porn when i get home.

tSubh Dearg · 25-02-2006 03:37PM

Talliesin wrote:

Heh? Wha?

*quickly turns off television, hides DVD cover*

So that's what happened to my lost socks! :eek:

sanncoo · 25-02-2006 08:01PM

Oh! there's a thought!! All the missing socks being used for porn!!!

Shabadu · 26-02-2006 12:11AM

/me reaches hand out from under duvet and furtively drops sock to the floor >_>

Matthewthebig · 26-02-2006 12:31AM

zOMG

that is all

arbeitsscheuer · 26-02-2006 12:43AM

At least I know why all my fcuking socks keep going missing...

...Could I have one or 2 back Shab?

Washed, if u please.

Talliesin · 27-02-2006 09:33AM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

So that's what happened to my lost socks! :eek:

Ah yes, your mysterious lost socks you've no knowledge of... there's absolutely no footage of you doing anything with the socks... sure...

Matthewthebig · 28-02-2006 07:01AM

/me dances the tarentella

Shabadu · 28-02-2006 10:24AM

/me dances the tarantula

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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