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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4532
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what's this abortion going to do to my penór?


  • #4533
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I'm not sure. You'd better have a flag.


  • #4534
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I would just like to congratulate the Chad on his exciting new background to his avatar.

    wooooo flags of various sizes!


  • #4535
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    wooooo flags of various sizes!
    Or maybe just the one size. It is the relevant minister's perogative.


  • #4536
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    how big are the flags
    well really how big are the flag poles


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  • #4537
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    They're 6-inch poles...

    They're miniature flags...

    Or maybe they're just the right size...

    It all depends on your point of view I spose...


  • #4538
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me falls in drunk

    Flags is flappy


  • #4539
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Yaaay! Someone else is awake at this hour, and IS ON BOARDS!!!

    /attempts to high-five tba, but unfortunately tba is so drunk he misses sebthebum's hand and staggers into a wall, knocking himself unconscious...

    Nooooooooooo....:eek: :(


  • #4540
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me bleeds to death.... again


  • #4541
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me calls in Sanncoo to mop up the blood...again


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  • #4542
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    rushes in with pan and brush and slips on puddle of blood.....again!


  • #4543
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me makes black pudding.


  • #4544
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me makes placenta burgers


  • #4545
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Full of vitamins and iron.


  • #4546
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Stop talking about your bloody Rice Krispies Im dyin' here!!!!11!!!!shiftone


  • #4547
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /starts selling tickets to the death of all deaths....

    get your tickets! Aisle or Window! get your tickets!!


  • #4548
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    /buys ticket and eats it to prevent theft


  • #4549
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /Slices open Rhyme's gullet to steal ticket.


  • #4550
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /offers to buy the ticket from Talliesin.....

    Tickets! Tickets! Get your tickets! Tickets! Tickets! Got any tickets?


  • #4551
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    can i get one
    i wouldnt miss that for the world


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  • #4552
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i want pie!


  • #4553
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Coolsmileygirl that will be 3 squillion pestas please....

    Moju, I know someone who knows someone's cousin who may be able to help me get you pie. If the price is right I can ask the question......


  • #4554
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me dies


  • #4555
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me buries tba 6 feet under.


  • #4556
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sanncoo wrote:
    Coolsmileygirl that will be 3 squillion pestas please....

    Moju, I know someone who knows someone's cousin who may be able to help me get you pie. If the price is right I can ask the question......
    fo sho my homedawg

    /slips sanncoo money secretly


  • #4557
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Thats not money...


  • #4558
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    thats not your wallet


  • #4559
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    thats not a duck


  • #4560
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    I paided good money for this fowl!


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  • #4561
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    there is no spoon


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