Worst drunken moment?!?!

I was drunk when on holidays once....I ended up cutting my head open in the loo. I was put to sleep on the armchair in my aunts living room where I slept for the night. When I woke the following morning I could remember nothing! My family had to fill me in ....before my aunt drove me to the hospital where I had stitches.

I think thats the silliest ...I dont remember much of my life before that

I once had a pretty serious fight with one of my friends while locked , poured lighter fluid through the letter box in thier front door and passed out on thier doorstep with a box of matches in my hand, and was found there by thier mother who came round to visit the next morning, pretty embarrasing, but luckily nothing else was said about it

slipss wrote:

I once had a pretty serious fight with one of my friends while locked , poured lighter fluid through the letter box in thier front door and passed out on thier doorstep with a box of matches in my hand

:eek: You are not well, are you?

Well mine is a bit weird.

It was new years eve 2000 , I went up to a friends house in the country.
Now i had 2 cans in the car on the way up ( friends driving) and about 2 in the house before we hit the pub.
Now i think it was in the pub that somone spiked my drink.
Because i only had 4 cans left , and as i dont' drink spirits what happened next is was a mystery to everyone.

Basicaly i started acting strange , haveing weird conversations with anyone and anything ( coat rack won't argue if Picard is better than kirk again).
Anyway , they managed to get me to sit down at the kitchen table for a while. Where they put a big Leprechan hat on me. Now i was sitting like a statue for about 45 mins -1 hour, so they put some salsa on the top the hat and continued chatting a what not.

I come out of the daze and shake it off ( spraying half the kitchen in the process). I then procedd to drink the last 2 of my cans which where across the other side of the kitchen, I sat down on a tall stoll while talking to some people. Aparently this is where it get's really strange. I fell in bullet time ( well that's how it was described by everyone) I was at about 40Deg angle and then bang .. i fell. However i didn't just hit the ground. I hit the Door leading to the hall. The biggest problem was that the door opens in towards the Kitchen, i hit it with my head , and i ended up in the hall . that's right i busted the door the wrong way :eek: .

Not content there i procdeed to got mental when the fireworks went off ( imagine a 5"11 14 stone guy acting like a 4 yr old. Once the fireworks where finished i then spotted a JCB out in a field behind the house. So i went to go "play| with it. Que the next 40 mins 4 friends running along side to try and get on it and get me off.

Ok i'm back in the house again .. no i'm not!!!! i'm next door , where i crash someone else's party invite them into our one and procdeed to mix between the 2 untill about 4 am.

Where i just sorta fell down in the middle of the sitting room. now people where major pissed off with me so the left me. Quick recap on what had happened so far . My drink had been spiked ( didn't find out who untill about 3 years later , and only 1 person on the night knew - the guilty party) I had concusion from my bullet time door thingy .

So i went to sleep , snored , got stuff thrown at me alot. Woke up the next moring in Rag order. I didn't say much for a good 3 hours , i just sat there drinking water. After a while we head home. On the car on the way home i'm sitting in shotgun side. I then tell my m8 that i have a massive headache. He tells me no wonder... I explaine that all i remember is up to coming into the house from the pub , next thing i know i am waking up on the ground in the living room. He fills me in on the night's events.



Still once i did find out who had spiked my drink .. i broke thier arm in 2 places. :mad:

toffeapple wrote:

Alcohol can have that effect..depends on mood what you have eaten etc...if you thought you were spiked you should of git tested most drugs will stay in your system for 7 days...if you were spiked you could off found out who it was and repayed them by spiking them with 10 acid tabs and watch them spend the rest of their days in a mental institution

I may be a cruel git , but i'm not that bad.

And i was just my normal self that night .. was very strange.

and the preson who did spike my drink admitied to it a few years later as they where leaving the country and decided that they where gona let everyone they knew what he though of them.

the following are either about me or friends (I cannot admit or deny anything )


falling into a trench whilst throwing various roadworks signs into the middle of the road

falling asleep on the wrong nightlink and waking up in kildare (living in Dublin)

drinking at a friends bday - surrounded by children, feeling like a drunk messiah and not a drunk Michael Jackson

same party - gf was given a shot of special vodka, after drinking her own bottle of vod - and proceeded to puke in the hall, the garden, the neighbours garden, etc

taking nearly an hour to walk a known 15 minute distance

somehow thinking my climbing ability increased due to the amount drank