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Worst drunken moment?!?!

Irishpimpdude

Well i made this topic cause last night i drank to much and fell around the place,and lost my phone and 100euro :mad: anything happen to you lately when you drank to much???

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TerrorFirmer

senordingdong wrote:

Waking up naked in my driveway.
With a pillow.

Must have been fairly cold I'd imagine! :eek:

senordingdong

HavoK wrote:

Must have been fairly cold I'd imagine! :eek:

Nah it was the summer, so I was alright.

Zeppie

I was drunk when on holidays once....I ended up cutting my head open in the loo. I was put to sleep on the armchair in my aunts living room where I slept for the night. When I woke the following morning I could remember nothing! My family had to fill me in ....before my aunt drove me to the hospital where I had stitches.

I think thats the silliest ...I dont remember much of my life before that

Spitfire666

My most embarressing moment, i don't remember, but one of the crazy ones which I've only just found the full story out the other day happend the week before x-mas in carlow.
I was at my work xmas party (cant say were i work) and the plan was to get realy drunk and have a good time and stay in the hotel that night then go home, however, i got locked even b4 we had dinnir (about 8) then had a water break during dinir were i picked out one guy and ripped the piss out of him non stop.
Then we went to a club were i talked with a mate about this older woman who works with us while a guy she is/was seeing sat next to us, then dont remember much up until we were drinking in the residence bar and then another blank spot before i remember being in her room sitting on her bed talking to her......then i remember waking up in the bath of the room i was in with the other two lads asking me how i felt.
As far as i knew we were all in the one room talking and then we left and i slept in the bath,
found out the other day i slept with her and fell back to my room at about 5.
I'm 19 and shes 30something and the guy she was/is seeing is HUGE and scary so im trying to avoid both of them at all costs.

slipss

I once had a pretty serious fight with one of my friends while locked , poured lighter fluid through the letter box in thier front door and passed out on thier doorstep with a box of matches in my hand, and was found there by thier mother who came round to visit the next morning, pretty embarrasing, but luckily nothing else was said about it

Dave!

At a friend's house party, was drinking all night, and had a few joints too, and ended up sitting in his tiny bathroom on the toilet, spraying it with my insides, then taking a break, leaning over to his tiny sink, and puking my ring up!

Oh that was a HORRIBLE night...

ST*

slipss wrote:

I once had a pretty serious fight with one of my friends while locked , poured lighter fluid through the letter box in thier front door and passed out on thier doorstep with a box of matches in my hand

:eek: You are not well, are you?

TerrorFirmer

slipss wrote:

I once had a pretty serious fight with one of my friends while locked , poured lighter fluid through the letter box in thier front door and passed out on thier doorstep with a box of matches in my hand, and was found there by thier mother who came round to visit the next morning, pretty embarrasing, but luckily nothing else was said about it

Wow, somehow, I can't really imagine that if it were me, my friends mother just casually not mentioning to me that I attempted to set fire to their lovely house

You are an evil, evil man! Or woman.... :v:

connundrum

Me and 2 of me mates spent the best part of €300 on shots in 45 minutes.. can't remember getting home, can remember me mam standing over me shouting at me to clean up the vomit from the landing.

Me and me cousin were mess fightin in the middle of the road on the way up to de niteclub when he jumped on me back and I fell and we both cracked our heads off the road. I was out cold for a few minutes and traffic was stoppin to help etc. How ragin was I when a former school teacher stepped out of his car to see if I was ok.

Another time we were mess fightin and we were stopped by the guards (one of whom recognised me from a recent speeding warning). We were given a 22 minute lecture on public order offences etc and then we were refused from the niteclub cos the bouncers had seen us talkin to the guards.

Moral of the story, don't mess fight with guards after a feed of shots :v:

petes

I can't remember any time that I made an eejit out of myself. I have to be told about it the next day, which is more embarrrassing.:)

Megatron

Well mine is a bit weird.

It was new years eve 2000 , I went up to a friends house in the country.
Now i had 2 cans in the car on the way up ( friends driving) and about 2 in the house before we hit the pub.
Now i think it was in the pub that somone spiked my drink.
Because i only had 4 cans left , and as i dont' drink spirits what happened next is was a mystery to everyone.

Basicaly i started acting strange , haveing weird conversations with anyone and anything ( coat rack won't argue if Picard is better than kirk again).
Anyway , they managed to get me to sit down at the kitchen table for a while. Where they put a big Leprechan hat on me. Now i was sitting like a statue for about 45 mins -1 hour, so they put some salsa on the top the hat and continued chatting a what not.

I come out of the daze and shake it off ( spraying half the kitchen in the process). I then procedd to drink the last 2 of my cans which where across the other side of the kitchen, I sat down on a tall stoll while talking to some people. Aparently this is where it get's really strange. I fell in bullet time ( well that's how it was described by everyone) I was at about 40Deg angle and then bang .. i fell. However i didn't just hit the ground. I hit the Door leading to the hall. The biggest problem was that the door opens in towards the Kitchen, i hit it with my head , and i ended up in the hall . that's right i busted the door the wrong way :eek: .

Not content there i procdeed to got mental when the fireworks went off ( imagine a 5"11 14 stone guy acting like a 4 yr old. Once the fireworks where finished i then spotted a JCB out in a field behind the house. So i went to go "play| with it. Que the next 40 mins 4 friends running along side to try and get on it and get me off.

Ok i'm back in the house again .. no i'm not!!!! i'm next door , where i crash someone else's party invite them into our one and procdeed to mix between the 2 untill about 4 am.

Where i just sorta fell down in the middle of the sitting room. now people where major pissed off with me so the left me. Quick recap on what had happened so far . My drink had been spiked ( didn't find out who untill about 3 years later , and only 1 person on the night knew - the guilty party) I had concusion from my bullet time door thingy .

So i went to sleep , snored , got stuff thrown at me alot. Woke up the next moring in Rag order. I didn't say much for a good 3 hours , i just sat there drinking water. After a while we head home. On the car on the way home i'm sitting in shotgun side. I then tell my m8 that i have a massive headache. He tells me no wonder... I explaine that all i remember is up to coming into the house from the pub , next thing i know i am waking up on the ground in the living room. He fills me in on the night's events.

Still once i did find out who had spiked my drink .. i broke thier arm in 2 places. :mad:

toffeapple

Megatron wrote:

Well mine is a bit weird.

Still once i did find out who had spiked my drink .. i broke thier arm in 2 places. :mad:

percentage of people who turn up in hospital claiming to be spiked and are actually verified as such after a toxicology report...less than 2%

sinjin_smythe

According to my friends i was hammered and waiting for a taxi, my phone rang and i got scared and threw it in the liffey !!

godtabh

Not my worst moment but a friends.

His parents were away and he decided to have his first party and as it turns out his first time drinking.

One of our mates brought over 1l of vodka and the first time drinker drank most of this after being egged on by mate who brought the vodka.

Every one was hammered and the first time drinker passed out. The lad who brought the vodka started to freak out thinking he was dead and started to give him mouth to mouth.

The look on the face of the ambulance crew was priceless!

TerrorFirmer

weedhead wrote:

According to my friends i was hammered and waiting for a taxi, my phone rang and i got scared and threw it in the liffey !!

Ah sure....not as bad as the roaring out at the concert!

Sorry......but it really is funny...

Nightwish

I got hammered in my house in Finglas, got the 40A into town. Got off at Whitworth road, my vision went, I started crying my eyes out cos I didnt like my socks, fell over, got back on the 40A home. Passed out in bed, and vomited all over myself in my sleep.

sinjin_smythe

HavoK wrote:

Ah sure....not as bad as the roaring out at the concert!

Sorry......but it really is funny...

la la la i cant hear you

Megatron

toffeapple wrote:

percentage of people who turn up in hospital claiming to be spiked and are actually verified as such after a toxicology report...less than 2%

Hmm nice stat

.

While i don't really have an care if it's true or not,

My friends had never seen me act like for as long as they had known me. nad i have never had anything even remotley Close to this sort of malarky since.

theCzar

Nightwish wrote:

fell over, got back on the 40A home.

That sounds like the smartest thing you did while you were drunk

toffeapple

Megatron wrote:

Hmm nice stat .

While i don't really have an care if it's true or not,

My friends had never seen me act like for as long as they had known me. nad i have never had anything even remotley Close to this sort of malarky since.

Alcohol can have that effect..depends on mood what you have eaten etc...if you thought you were spiked you should of git tested most drugs will stay in your system for 7 days...if you were spiked you could off found out who it was and repayed them by spiking them with 10 acid tabs and watch them spend the rest of their days in a mental institution

Megatron

toffeapple wrote:

Alcohol can have that effect..depends on mood what you have eaten etc...if you thought you were spiked you should of git tested most drugs will stay in your system for 7 days...if you were spiked you could off found out who it was and repayed them by spiking them with 10 acid tabs and watch them spend the rest of their days in a mental institution

I may be a cruel git , but i'm not that bad.

And i was just my normal self that night .. was very strange.

and the preson who did spike my drink admitied to it a few years later as they where leaving the country and decided that they where gona let everyone they knew what he though of them.

toffeapple

Megatron wrote:

I may be a cruel git , but i'm not that bad.

And i was just my normal self that night .. was very strange.

and the preson who did spike my drink admitied to it a few years later as they where leaving the country and decided that they where gona let everyone they knew what he though of them.

hunt him down and give him the abola virus...he started it you finish it...

[Deleted User]

Megatron wrote:

Well mine is a bit weird.

It was new years eve 2000 , I went up to a friends house in the country.
Now i had 2 cans in the car on the way up ( friends driving) and about 2 in the house before we hit the pub.
Now i think it was in the pub that somone spiked my drink.
Because i only had 4 cans left , and as i dont' drink spirits what happened next is was a mystery to everyone.

Basicaly i started acting strange , haveing weird conversations with anyone and anything ( coat rack won't argue if Picard is better than kirk again).
Anyway , they managed to get me to sit down at the kitchen table for a while. Where they put a big Leprechan hat on me. Now i was sitting like a statue for about 45 mins -1 hour, so they put some salsa on the top the hat and continued chatting a what not.

I come out of the daze and shake it off ( spraying half the kitchen in the process). I then procedd to drink the last 2 of my cans which where across the other side of the kitchen, I sat down on a tall stoll while talking to some people. Aparently this is where it get's really strange. I fell in bullet time ( well that's how it was described by everyone) I was at about 40Deg angle and then bang .. i fell. However i didn't just hit the ground. I hit the Door leading to the hall. The biggest problem was that the door opens in towards the Kitchen, i hit it with my head , and i ended up in the hall . that's right i busted the door the wrong way :eek: .

Not content there i procdeed to got mental when the fireworks went off ( imagine a 5"11 14 stone guy acting like a 4 yr old. Once the fireworks where finished i then spotted a JCB out in a field behind the house. So i went to go "play| with it. Que the next 40 mins 4 friends running along side to try and get on it and get me off.

Ok i'm back in the house again .. no i'm not!!!! i'm next door , where i crash someone else's party invite them into our one and procdeed to mix between the 2 untill about 4 am.

Where i just sorta fell down in the middle of the sitting room. now people where major pissed off with me so the left me. Quick recap on what had happened so far . My drink had been spiked ( didn't find out who untill about 3 years later , and only 1 person on the night knew - the guilty party) I had concusion from my bullet time door thingy .

So i went to sleep , snored , got stuff thrown at me alot. Woke up the next moring in Rag order. I didn't say much for a good 3 hours , i just sat there drinking water. After a while we head home. On the car on the way home i'm sitting in shotgun side. I then tell my m8 that i have a massive headache. He tells me no wonder... I explaine that all i remember is up to coming into the house from the pub , next thing i know i am waking up on the ground in the living room. He fills me in on the night's events.

Still once i did find out who had spiked my drink .. i broke thier arm in 2 places. :mad:

proper f**kin order! if ya do it, do it in style:D

i would have broke his legs too though similar situation happened to me and i wasnt impressed at all with it
i acted the gob****e and couldnt remember anything at all

acri

I necked a litre of straight vodka in 15 minutes at a camp about a year and a half ago. Not reccommended. Pukin' blood and whatnot. My friends videotaped me that night. Heck, even I was scared watching it. Ah t'was all good craic though.

Merrick

I've never made a huge eejit of myself while very drunk, but I've a mate that fell off a windowsill in front of a big load of people and then proceeded to whinge about it for ages after...

[Deleted User]

this i posted before but its one of most cringeworthy moments so here goes

One night after my ex's birthday when me and him (mmm not messing drank about 10 cocktails and loadsa pints each )
I got up during the night surprised I could walk because I couldn't walk home and forgot to put on clothes while getting water and accidentally god know how stumbled into the dads room he woke up I thought he was the boyf said his name and he said no its dad
I just turned around and went to the right room thinking nothing of it and not even remembering till the next morning well after I had finished breakfast with him and the family
The ex thought it was hilarious making jokes that when I slept over in future he would have to lock me in the room when we fell asleep
never got over the embarrassment

and this year on new years had a fight with my mum drank too much and proceeded to mix vodka and cider:eek:
the lads were playing cards and and i was asleep at the table and i woke up puked all over their game of cards and then fell under the table and got sick again then someone haded me a basin and i was on the floor on my hands and knees puking
my cousin then proceeded to tell me
jaysus that was a great way to get rid of the lads

also dancing on the stage in eamon dorans and falling about 3 times in one night off it

ive tons more drunken moments too many to rem and many more to come im sure
i think ive a bit of a problem

Ph3n0m

the following are either about me or friends (I cannot admit or deny anything

)

falling into a trench whilst throwing various roadworks signs into the middle of the road

falling asleep on the wrong nightlink and waking up in kildare (living in Dublin)

drinking at a friends bday - surrounded by children, feeling like a drunk messiah and not a drunk Michael Jackson

same party - gf was given a shot of special vodka, after drinking her own bottle of vod - and proceeded to puke in the hall, the garden, the neighbours garden, etc

taking nearly an hour to walk a known 15 minute distance

somehow thinking my climbing ability increased due to the amount drank

Fighting Irish

I got so drunk one night that i fell asleep. Thread of the year

Nalz

Fighting Irish wrote:

I got so drunk one night that i fell asleep. Thread of the year

Your always fallin asleep F Irish...you were twisted 2 weeks ago

Fighting Irish

Trilla wrote:

Your always fallin asleep F Irish...you were twisted 2 weeks ago

sure why not? going out for my birthday Sat week, if your out gimme a shout