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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Touché? Bien!
    naughty.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me kerb-crawls MoJu

    /me waves bag of sweets, porno and booze luringly
    \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It seems like only yesterday you were assuring his mother you'd chaperone him responsibly at his first Boards Beers... *sniffle*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ah mammories

    i mean memories >_>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    She does have impressive cleavage, doesn't she?

    /me pours MoJu a stiff one

    naughty.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me stiffs Sarky


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    huhhuh he said stiff

    naughty.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    like YORE MA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me gets stiff for MoJu

    emotsuicide4og.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Well, he's dead now, kids.

    /YAAAAAAAAY!:v:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You've never read the Necronomicon, have you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    No, but I do the ISBN number on my phone, and I'm getting the library to order it. If a year goes by and no-one has gone insane and we aren't eaten by Shoggoths, I'll read it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    This may be my last post here for two weeks- please take appropriate measures. Merry Christmas my foxular lovedings, i'll miss you all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ;_;

    /me put up farewell banners and orders a lot of booze


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I miss Shabadu already. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    I love the smell of banned muppet in the morning. Smells like... Sanity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i make love to a horses head every morning,
    tastes like chicken


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    can i join in chad?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me sets up her video camera

    I'm not missing out on this action!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    heh heh heh bueno


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Tickets! Tickets! Get your Tickets! Hot Chad on Moju action!!! Horseplay guaranteed!

    /gets out deckchair and prepares for the rush


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    nice deckchair, how much?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    60 Eurons and I'll throw in this candystriped scarf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'll give you 70


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Ill give you 80, and my dog!! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    I'll see your 80 and raise you 20! Now, try beat that you rabid Monkeys..


    Tickets! Tickets! Get your tickets! Rabid Monkeys doing it doggy style! Plus Chad on Moju with the headless horse man! Tickets!

    /Wraps candystriped scarf tighter around her neck.....


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    120!! 120!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    a derry city scarf? i'd say no thank you i'll take my custom elsewhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i expect 20% of the monies sanncoo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    this is getting awkard..

    i'm not sure i'll be able to make sweet tender satisfying love to decapitated ned with all yous people watching.. :v:


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