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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Beside????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Me, Myself, and I?


    God damn it, I knew I wouldn't be able to stop posting here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    /points at sarky as he is *just* about to get it

    /convoluted dance pointing at imaginary person next to me and then myself... over and over and over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bah, the hell with this.

    *wanders off to eat ice cream in the window of a Weightwatchers meeting*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭wayfarer


    THATS IT!! Me, Myself and Ice-cream!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    twin......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    /shakes head..

    oh lordy.. You people are forgetting matt got the first clue!!!
    and you's already have the last two words...
    sCroll back, Scroll Back and Weeeen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    dear god psycho babble


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    blu_sonic wrote:
    dear god psycho babble

    that has to be the worst attempt yet...did you not read the notes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    attempt at what?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Dear Jesus. Look at the bottom right of the thread. Do you have any inkling what those arrows and numbers in the box titled "Page X of n(X)" might possibly be for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    no do you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarkys getting old, Ignore him. I do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And that's why you'll never understand where it all went wrong when you find yourself homeless on the streets offering blowjobs for the money for just a little more heroin to inject into what's left of your dead, soulless eyes.

    Good day to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Blowjobs for heroin?!
    I'd give them a lot more than a blowjob for "free" heroin.. :rolleyes:

    I wuvs ya really you old crank!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    free heroin??? yay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Withnail and I!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Withnail and I!

    you teh king :v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    now that thats over

    where are the balloons?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I'm sorry...... I was hungry...

    Hey did you know that ctrl i and b work in the quick reply?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I worked yore ma in the quick reply last night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    quick reply rocks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You... You just don't stop, do you? You talk constantly in your sleep too? Or does it keep you from sleeping altogether?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    im not talking im typing


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    blu_sonic wrote:
    im not talking im typing
    im is the Irish for butter.
    im typing = butterfingers :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Stickyfingers:rolleyes:

    No more films?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ....why hasn't matt taken his go?

    do i have to call the sex ambulance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sexbulance you say?

    is it kinky and ninja like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I'm sorry..you must have been mistaken...i said sexaul ambivilance..

    I guess it's about time for our William Tell routine...

    now matt..take off your clothes and put the apple on your head :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    again?[/sigh]

    right. now we are using a full sized apple this time aren't we? the dried fruit may be cheaper but it ain't as safe


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