Aonghus FJR Collins, 2001-2005

JenLorigan · 17-09-2005 7:53pm

YOUR MA'S too big. In the sack. She takes up all the space.

PurpleFistMixer · 17-09-2005 8:18pm

YORE FACE's too big. In the sack. Like an oversized fox!

Raphael · 17-09-2005 9:10pm

Yeah, well your penis is too big! I have to poop through a tube now!

JenLorigan · 17-09-2005 9:15pm

Not in response to that, but on a w00 Aonghus! note, Aonghus has a cool voice.

Raphael · 17-09-2005 9:24pm

...how do you know my voice?

Katie-Bob · 17-09-2005 9:27pm

Aonghus, you are too cool for words!! Japlang rocked, especially Colm giving out to you and Cat for holding hands! He got so scared.... Well done on walking in heels and embarrassing Grainne-both are an art that take a while to master. Will always remember the Talent Show....brilliant!! Also you and others uncanny ability to tell bra size by just looking at us (couple of years ago) freakin scary...!

JenLorigan · 17-09-2005 9:30pm

Aonghus: Because I'm magic.

Raphael · 17-09-2005 9:30pm

That wasn't me, may have been the brother. I only mastered that talent fairly recently.

Raphael · 17-09-2005 9:33pm

/me casts Mordenkainen's Disjunction on Jen

Hah!

JenLorigan · 17-09-2005 9:39pm

I don't know what that is... But, nonetheless, :eek: *puppydog eyes*

Raphael · 17-09-2005 9:46pm

It's the most powerful magic removal spell there is. MUAHAHAHA.

JenLorigan · 17-09-2005 9:50pm

*continues to do puppydog eyes*

*GUILT* *GUILT*

Raphael · 17-09-2005 9:54pm

You know, if you'd attempted to counterspell instead of trying to guilt trip me, you wouldn't be in this mess

JenLorigan · 17-09-2005 9:59pm

...

*puppydog eyes*

PurpleFistMixer · 17-09-2005 10:00pm

Guilt trip is a fairly powerful counterspell, but tbh, Ole Mordie's just too good. In the SACK.

Raphael · 17-09-2005 10:01pm

Aww yeah

Undergod · 18-09-2005 6:24pm

/casts Crushing Hand!

Raphael · 18-09-2005 6:45pm

Oh noes! Damn you Bigby, and damn my poor grapple skill!

Undergod · 18-09-2005 6:49pm

/Manifests Form of Doom

You are in trouble, Raph!

Raphael · 18-09-2005 7:37pm

/me casts Gaseous form and wisps away through cracks in the ceiling

the evil lime · 20-09-2005 12:38pm

wtf are you guys doing......

Raphael · 20-09-2005 4:50pm

Well SOMEONES never played DnD!

LordCran · 20-09-2005 8:03pm

Raphael wrote:

Right, fair enough. Oh, also, your signature is WAY too big. THere's a 4 line limit, or 8 lines small text

Crap! Thanks for telling me, at least. Now, off to find something wrong with your posting. If I hang around here, it shouldn't take long *waits*. Can I get a drink while I'm waiting? There's a bar in my thread.

Undergod · 20-09-2005 8:19pm

Raphael wrote:

/me casts Gaseous form and wisps away through cracks in the ceiling

/Manifest Genesis, even if it doesn't affect air and gaseous forms, just for the hell of it

the evil lime · 20-09-2005 9:12pm

Ah, but I have...*casts Mordenkainen's Sword and sets it to hunt you*
I'm just wondering at its place in this context. As in why?
(yes, I realise I have negated my point by joining in, but wtf)

Raphael · 21-09-2005 4:28pm

It's fun!

*casts presdigidation and turns pipo's sword pink*

the evil lime · 22-09-2005 12:20am

I belive you'll find the spell summons a helmed horror, or somesuch, not a sword. Thats irrelevant however, it is now pink.
Why am I still awake, I have to be up a six tomorrow...

Zounds · 22-09-2005 7:02pm

My chemistry teacher said "For the experiment to work the substance must be in gaseous form" I almost asked "But where are we going to find a mage at this hour?" but decided against it.

It wasn't me! · 22-09-2005 8:44pm

That would have been amusing, though most people wouldn't have gotten it... It occurs to me that I haven't posted in this before... Um, yeah, Aonghus rocks. *enthusiasm*

Undergod · 22-09-2005 8:53pm

Chemistry was fun today, we purified benzoic acid, and I wandered around in the chemistry store (Where we aren't supposed to be). Fun. And we boiled water by heating up a metal spatula and putting it in little pools of water. THen I accidentally poked someone with it.

Raphael · 23-09-2005 1:54pm

I'm apparently being recruited into building a blimp for the young scientist. A small one. I plan on putting small Nitrogen powered missles on it!

elephamt king · 24-09-2005 10:02pm

curiosly, neither have i, and were both aonghus-room-mates, how odd.
i do love you aonghus,
anyway, no-one uses my schools chem-lab cos it smells funny(someone broke the fume cupboard) and our physics lab has, what we like to call, a nuclear cupboard and some one spilled mercury on the floor in there before i came into the school, and its still there, 5+ years laterno wonder i get headaches during double physics...

Raphael · 25-09-2005 5:24pm

Wooo, Guy! Best roommate evar!

It wasn't me! · 25-09-2005 5:34pm

Bitch!

Raphael · 26-09-2005 8:31am

Wooo, Dave! Best roomate ever in terms of kerazy money-making schemes!

smiley_knees · 28-09-2005 9:16pm

*big puppydog eyes*
What about me????

Was I not your favourite roomie??? You said I was...*trembley lower lip*

modular · 28-09-2005 9:39pm

NEVER MIND!!!

I posted in the wrong thread.

Also, hello aonghus.

Raphael · 29-09-2005 8:28am

smiley_knees wrote:

*big puppydog eyes*
What about me???? Was I not your favourite roomie??? You said I was...*trembley lower lip*

It doesn't really count as being a roommate dear, it was only for one night.

Undergod · 29-09-2005 1:43pm

One night of wild chocolatey passion?

LordCran · 29-09-2005 4:45pm

Undergod wrote:

Chemistry was fun today, we purified benzoic acid, and I wandered around in the chemistry store (Where we aren't supposed to be). Fun. And we boiled water by heating up a metal spatula and putting it in little pools of water. THen I accidentally poked someone with it.

One time, being Ciarán the Class I idiot (see John Bowler's thread) I burned myself on a piece of metal in science. Not that hard to do, you might say, but this was a piece of metal that had just spent about 10 minutes in the flame of a bunsen burner. I really am a colossal muppet...
Sorry to interrupt this fascinating conversation about Aonghus' roommates. Carry on. And hurry up and make a mistake! Otherwise, I'll have to be watching you at the reunion, which will be incredibly frightening for all involved. And have you realised that your middle initials are just one letter off FDR, the American president who got 4 terms? I'll shut up now...

Raphael · 29-09-2005 5:11pm

Yes, yes I have. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, iirc

smiley_knees · 29-09-2005 10:21pm

Raphael wrote:

It doesn't really count as being a roommate dear, it was only for one night.

But it seemed an eternity!!!*bursts into tears*

It wasn't me! · 29-09-2005 10:25pm

That bad?

Raphael · 29-09-2005 10:44pm

At the point of true ecstacy seconds stretch to years my friend. Who knows, someday you might find out for yourself

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 29-09-2005 11:38pm

I'd never imagined that so much pleasure was on offer from Scrabble.

Raphael · 30-09-2005 8:29am

Pshh, loser. We were playing Jenga.

Undergod · 30-09-2005 1:20pm

Jenga eh? How Freudian...

Raphael · 30-09-2005 2:15pm

Almost as freudian as yore mas penis

Undergod · 30-09-2005 8:04pm

The challenge to prevent the tower's collapse is clearly a manifestation of your fear of impotence.

smiley_knees · 30-09-2005 8:45pm

Hmm, no worries there, eh Aonghus *pervyness*

Aonghus FJR Collins, 2001-2005

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