Sarky, In my orifice please.

ANarcho-Munk · 30-07-2005 10:34PM

nvm

Sarky · 31-07-2005 11:25AM

New Velvet Magnets?

NotMe · 31-07-2005 01:28PM

not very manly?

Sarky · 31-07-2005 01:47PM

NotMe's Voluptuous Manboobs?

NotMe · 31-07-2005 02:18PM

NotMe's Very Mad? :mad:

Sarky · 31-07-2005 02:21PM

I'm out of peanuts

tSubh Dearg · 31-07-2005 02:33PM

Awww poor sarky! I like your new tag line, mucho bueno!

Sarky · 31-07-2005 02:44PM

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His piratey minions here on earth!

Matthewthebig · 31-07-2005 03:41PM

yarr

Sarky · 31-07-2005 03:42PM

I may have run out of peanuts but I found a cache of Snickers bars. \o/

airetam_storm · 31-07-2005 05:53PM

Throw thew bars away after extracting the peanuts

Gone West · 01-08-2005 08:15AM

Man boobs is now a banned phrase.
Moobies ftw

Shabadu · 01-08-2005 05:27PM

The next noob to tell us he's 'not bothered' to read this, the greatest thread known to mankind, and bothers us for a synopsis will be murderated to death.

Signed,

Grand Vizier in Charge of Monkeys

OLDYELLAR · 01-08-2005 05:34PM

yea bit*hes read the thread!

NotMe · 01-08-2005 06:30PM

I can't understand why someone wouldn't want to read this entire thread.

Shabadu · 01-08-2005 06:34PM

's not even 80 pages yet!

OLDYELLAR · 01-08-2005 06:35PM

some people are so lazy!

Gone West · 01-08-2005 06:35PM

On another microwave-realted note.
I once put a bowl of marshmallows into the microwave. Mucho fun. they keep expanding and get massive until they fill the entire microwave and stick to all the sides.

Then I ran away, because it was our work canteen, and the bag of marshmallows had been appropriated from the shop.

OLDYELLAR · 01-08-2005 06:40PM

I hated my old boss , so one day when he wasnt working me and another guy put cd`s he had left in the office in the microwave

NotMe · 01-08-2005 06:42PM

Well at least he got some fancy ornaments from it.

OLDYELLAR · 01-08-2005 06:44PM

tell me about it

he went mental, he kinda guessed twas us though , I left shortly after.

Shabadu · 01-08-2005 06:45PM

/me runs off giggling to the microwave with tinfoil wrapped cds coated with marshmallows and whole eggs

Gone West · 01-08-2005 08:23PM

Oh and another time, we emptied the cutelry drawer into a box and microwaved it.
It went on fire. But I think that was just because the box was cardboard.
,...
And another time, I went on my break to find a spoon twirling around the microwave.
the timer read 34 minutes left. 36 minutes done.
odd.

airetam_storm · 01-08-2005 09:25PM

Wouldnt that funk the microwave, the flames i mean?

OLDYELLAR · 01-08-2005 09:32PM

deadly , microwaves rock!one time i put an egg in the deep fat fryer at work , that was funny , it busted an went flyin everywhere

airetam_storm · 01-08-2005 09:35PM

What the hells wrong with you peoples? Eggs/cardboard + microwave/dff = your stupid

NotMe · 01-08-2005 09:35PM

Once I put an Easter egg in the microwave and .... eh.. well... the chocolate melted...

... yeah... pretty uneventful.

ANarcho-Munk · 01-08-2005 09:42PM

Tell us more of these great stories oh wise one.

Shabadu · 01-08-2005 09:54PM

OLDYELLAR wrote:

deadly , microwaves rock!one time i put an egg in the deep fat fryer at work , that was funny , it busted an went flyin everywhere

/makes note to never employ yellar

airetam_storm · 01-08-2005 09:58PM

Shabadu wrote:

/makes note to never employ yellar

Or anyone from the CN....

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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