Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu

Heh heh heh.

jezza

I thought that song was "Together in alantic dreams" :eek:

Shabadu

I knew a girl who thought 'Papa don't preach' was 'Poppadum peach'.

funky penguin

Cantabile

"Neeeaaar, faaaarr,
WhereEEEverrrr you are,
I believvvvve thatch the hot doooogs go on"

Sarky

I'm off to see a man about a DSL.

I may have broadband soon.

GOE TEH MEEE!!!!!!!1942

jezza

Gimme gimme gimme a man and a free house.

Kare Bear

Why does this thread exist.

Tar.Aldarion

NotMe wrote:

Ah I've heard things about you.... in large green letters...

silence you!

Sarky

Kare Bear wrote:

Why does this thread exist.

Well, when a mammy thread and a daddy thread love eachother very much...

Shabadu

Kare Bear wrote:

Why does this thread exist.

Tar.Aldarion

edibility wrote:

*sneezes on tar.aldarions buttocks*

*violated*

Capt'n Midnight

Kare Bear wrote:

Why does this thread exist.

This thread does not exist.
These are not the threads you seek
You may move along /me waves hand slowly
This thread does not exist.

Shabadu

Yo peeps, whats the haps? Don't let Karebears witty and concise deconstruction destroy the orifice. She can't touch this.

can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down
A suped up homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know can't touch this
Look in my eyes man can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so follow back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a group uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now u know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
in the 90's to burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow it is said if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
Can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch
this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x3)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records they just dont hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer
and the rest go and play
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Tar.Aldarion

is it wrong that i sang it as reading it

NotMe

It you sang it out loud then YES ... otherwise it's perfectly understandable.

Shabadu

I have the song playing on iTunes now. And yes, I have been singing aloud.

Chad ghostal

i can still touch myself right?
thats not against the rules?

Shabadu

It's a crucial part of the dance imo.

Chad ghostal

this is possibly the greatest day ever..
i'm stuck on 999 posts AND i get permission to touch myself..

Shabadu

I thought i'd kodak the moment for you

Chad

Chad ghostal

;_; you're the greatest

NotMe

Be careful chad. Be careful. One more post and there's no going back. :eek:

Chad ghostal

i know, it's a good thing i don't have a life outside of the nest.. ..oH..wait..does lubnip count.. it being a spam free zone'n'all.. ?
:E

Shabadu

/larf

Ajnag

This is a rather large thread for just one orifice isnt it?

jezza

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here
And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way that I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here

I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But -- there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able
To give you something
Something that I just haven't got

There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back
Ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere

Chad ghostal

HmmMmmm..french hookers..

NotMe

Ajnag wrote:

This is a rather large thread for just one orifice isnt it?

It's no ordinary orifice. :rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

Ajnag wrote:

This is a rather large thread for just one orifice isnt it?

Biological membranes generally don't conform to Hookes law. They can be stretched quite far.

Ajnag

Biological membranes generally don't conform to Hookes law. They can be stretched quite far.

That still leave's the risk of tearing tho :eek:
But I can see that this thread was gently inserted and expanded.